The Good Humor Rapist

One of the biggest viral stories on social media last week was a laughably idiotic Finnish "€œhow to"€ video that ostensibly demonstrates the proper way for women to defend themselves against rapists. The video, ...

Michelle Bachelet

Man’s Eternal Struggle for Self-Importance

Chile is one of many faraway countries of which I know nothing, but I was intrigued to read in the French press of its recent presidential election. Socialist candidate Michelle Bachelet won by a large majority of the votes ...

Build Back Dumber

With Moderna’s announcement on Monday of a second extremely effective vaccine (which reduces your chance of getting COVID by 18/19ths) to go along with Pfizer’s vaccine, we can now see a definite light at the end of the ...

Robert De Niro

Guns and Whites

Covert agendas play a sizable role in the gun-control debate. If you were to pay attention solely to the handful of homicide cases the press emphasizes, you would assume that the country's biggest problem is white males ...

Mother’s Baby, Father’s Maybe

A young English teacher at a public high school in New Jersey emails me: I"€™m just in my third year of teaching, so I get stuck with the remedial classes. I mean, what are you going to do? But the stress of dealing with ...

Los Angeles

Gentrifiers Prefer Blondes

My neighborhood in West L.A. is like a gated community, but without the gates. Single-family residences only; no apartments allowed. No stores or home-run businesses. The homeowners association enforces its rules and regs ...

Tucker Carlson

The Week That Perished

The Week’s Most Unnecessary, Involuntary, and Unsanitary Headlines TUCKER CARLSON’S RATINGS REMAIN STRONG AFTER HE CALLED WHITE SUPREMACY A “HOAX” Tucker Carlson is the only cable news host we can think of without ...

One and Done

Robert D. Putnam, a Harvard political scientist most famous for his 1995 article "€œBowling Alone"€ about the decline of social capital, is the liberal Charles Murray. Putnam has long benefited from being the slightly ...

The Day Reagan Yelled at Black People

To put a new spin on the old put-down of vegans, how do you know if you"€™re a member of the alt-right? Don"€™t worry"€”if you"€™re not, someone will tell you in the comments section. Alt-rightists love being able ...

Jermaine Jacksun (né Jackson)

The Jacksun Also Rises

Ever since childhood I"€™ve heard that the blacks were good entertainers. As I lurch deeper into adulthood, I confess that I find few things in life more entertaining than the names black people give themselves and their ...

Mass Cisteria

TRIGGER WARNING: This article contains bushels and bales of foul language. It also quotes passages that are so hate-filled, they make Adolf Hitler look like Doris Day. As a result, many readers may find this material ...

Death of the Obamabots

Mitt Romney kicked Barack Obama’s ass so thoroughly Wednesday night, Attorney General Eric Holder has considered charging him with a hate crime. This gives us throbbing levels of immensely transcendent ...

Harvey Weinstein

Harvey Weinstein and “Jewy Perviness”

Experts. Oy vey, do I have experts! Social media is nothing if not filled with experts, and nothing brings them out of the woodwork quicker than some large-scale disaster. Two weeks ago, it was the Las Vegas shooting, a ...

Occam’s Condom

If you’re a black woman living in Los Angeles County—as I’m sure many of our readers are—you are six times more likely than a white woman living in LA to have syphilis. Your odds are a little better vis-à-vis ...

The Other White Meat

Despite the ceaseless yippety-yap one hears about “white privilege,” the glaringly obvious privilege currently denied to white Americans is the privilege to feel OK about their racial identity. Unless you wear ...

Pete Seeger

If I Had a Sickle

After tormenting the rest of us for nigh on a century, last week that unrepentant communist and multimillionaire folk “singer” Pete Seeger was shipped off to the Devil’s gulag. I awoke to the welcome news ...

Judge Reinhold

Bitter Asian Man

Diversity is supposed to be “our strength,” but the interracial romance marketplace generates much resentment among those groups, such as black women and East Asian men, who tend to be in less demand than their racial ...

Bashar Hafez al-Assad

Congress Should Veto Obama’s War

“Congress doesn’t have a whole lot of core responsibilities,” said Barack Obama last week in an astonishing remark. For in the Constitution, Congress appears as the first branch of government. And among ...

Putting Out the Fire With Lighter Fluid

After race car driver Bubba Wallace’s NooseCAR debacle last week, it would have taken somebody truly dumb and publicity-crazed to breathe life into this week’s even more absurd hate-crime allegation: biracial ...

So What?

I am puzzled as to why racism is thought to be a terrible thing, rather than entirely natural and often reasonable, and why people allow themselves to be browbeaten about it. Maybe we should stop. Domestic tranquility would ...

Twilight of the God Emperor

Several weeks ago I mentioned, somewhat in passing, my years working as a Tea Party activist. My intention was to point out the advantages we had back then, compared with today’s pro-Trump ground-level activists (what one ...

Tattoo Much

Ariana Grande, of whom I had not heard until Salman Abedi killed 22 people at her "€œconcert"€ in Manchester, has had herself tattooed with a picture of a bee, a symbol of Manchester's industrious industrial past, as a ...

This I Believe

Back in the dear old 1950s, when Western Civilization reached its zenith, Edward R. Murrow ran a regular radio spot titled This I Believe, to which persons both eminent and obscure contributed brief spoken essays on the ...

The Twin Poles of Existence

Life is a struggle, or at least a pendulum swing, between complacency and panic. No doubt most of us are more inclined by temperament to one than to the other, and it is a moot point as to which, when unjustified or ...


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