What's the female equivalent of "I"ll never get an erection again"? That happened to me when I found out actor Alan Rickman"upon whose lap I’d often fantasized sitting while he read aloud from the ...
During the campaign season and after the election, nearly all of the political violence has come from the left, and it shows no signs of abating. What's most distressing to me is that in many cases, the police are told to ...
CHARLESTON, S.C."The video of Robert E. Lee being taken off his pedestal"literally"was stunning enough, since that 1884 statue by Alexander Doyle is sculpted in a Florentine neoclassical style that just ...
Burly-and-bearded country singer Trace Adkins ruffled all the usual feathers and bruised all the usual feelings when he dared to wear a Confederate battle flag earpiece in full view of gasping national TV viewers while ...
Though the Bible says that rich people getting into heaven is as likely as squeezing a 1500-pound mammal through a tiny hole, it’s worth noting that the vast majority of billionaires made their fortunes from scratch. ...
It was October 2003 and L.A. Times columnist Peter King was angry. Mad as hell, in fact, about white Californians and their expectations of happiness. Arnold Schwarzenegger had just scored a landslide gubernatorial victory ...
In the 14th century, the English philosopher William of Ockham introduced what has come to be known as Occam's Razor for its usefulness in slicing through intellectual bloviations: Among competing theories that predict ...
The overall quality of Comedy Central's celebrity roasts might have declined measurably since the untimely death of Greg Giraldo (arguably the best roaster ever"sorry, Jeff Ross), but the quality of the network's ...
Holocaust denial is dead, but no one knows it. Worse, it appears as though no one wants to know. Not the media, not Jews, and especially not Jew-haters. But it's true. Denial has gone the way of the woolly mammoth. It ...
Sipping my iced coffee outside a café last Thursday night in Decatur, GA"a town with such a thriving lesbian ghetto that local wiseacres call it Dick Hater, GA"the stars magically aligned and I found myself ...
When I was 13 I was looking at an old Penthouse out behind school and Dale Aiken said, "This is nothing. When you"re married, you get to see your wife's tits anytime you want." This seemed too good to be true. ...
Although Santa Claus doesn"t exist, I am nevertheless convinced that he is white. I take it as a matter of faith that he is as white as his beard and as white as the polar ice caps. As a pale male of exclusively ...
A good woman is hard to find, especially if you’re a rigger. That’s my job, though—I climb high steel in arenas and rig tons upon tons of concert equipment. The more vacuous the music, the more dazzling the ...
As this is Thanksgiving week, I thought I"d take a break from Muslim terrorists and social justice warriors and all the other negative stuff to give thanks for something positive that happened in 2015. In two separate ...
I have several close friends who moved from California to Arizona to live in “redder” territory. This has not been a good month for them. AZ’s turning bluer than the balls on an Elder Scrolls neckbeard. And even if ...
Continuing its blanket coverage of the problems of people who don’t really have problems, The New York Times turns from the plight of female Harvard Business School students to the tribulation of female Yale physics ...
It takes an extreme level of ethical retardation to walk up to someone who is not threatening you, punch them in the face, and claim it’s in self-defense. But that’s exactly how the masked pussies of Antifa depict their ...
In perhaps the biggest setback yet suffered by the transgenderist juggernaut, the International Swimming Federation has sunk the dreams of Olympic gold of Will “Lia” Thomas, the also-ran male swimmer who declared ...
What do you call it when thousands of dark-skinned, slum-dwelling youths conspire on Facebook to suddenly show up at a swank, tony, mostly white shopping mall? Some might call it a party. Others would call it a nightmare. ...
You say you want a revolution? That’s funny, because you seem like the type of person who cries over a broken fingernail. Late-stage identity-based leftism is Revenge of the Nerds writ large, which seems amusing until you ...
The American flag is a symbol of Native American genocide. We need to take it down. While you"re at it, take down the Union Jack. It symbolizes 700 years of war against Scotland. The Kiss logo has an SS that looks like ...
I have trouble accepting the idea that Hitler was a vegetarian. He just didn"t seem that pushy. Apparently others feel the same way. When I started typing “pushy vegetarians” on Google, it auto-filled the ...
There's been a lot of talk about Trump as the so-called "alt-right" candidate, but he's actually been running an "alt-center" campaign, staking out positions that are controversial because they dissent in a ...
There was something deeply satisfying about watching Sunday's Academy Awards show end in unmitigated disaster. It was the perfect capper to a very bad year for our beloved Hollywood elites. Trump's victory, Hillary's ...
