At a Loss for Words

It's official"€”words no longer have meaning. As a proud member of society's educated, progressive elite, I"€™m thrilled. Since Bill Clinton famously disputed the definition of the singular third-person present form of ...

President Donald Trump

The Week That Perished

The Week’s Dumbest, Numbest, and Glummest Headlines TRUMP KEEPS CALLING PEOPLE DUMB It has been firmly established beyond the mildest whisper of a doubt that Donald Trump is the dumbest man who ever lived, despite the ...

American ‘Stormtroopers’ — A Bright Shining Lie

With the Mark O. Hatfield United States Courthouse under nightly siege from violent radicals, and Portland's police hard-pressed to protect it, President Trump sent in federal agents to secure the building. The reaction ...

Lymphoma Lime

Twisty Colored Cancer Ribbons for All!

Did you know that four percent of the US population—one in 25 of us—are now “cancer survivors”? This I read in TIME magazine’s current issue, whose cover story concerns what John Wayne called “the Big C.” That ...

All Downhill From Here

GSTAAD—My annual end-of-year party in the Bagel was a bust. Too many people brought their friends and I ended up asking men and women to please leave my bedroom, especially my bathroom. I had some very pretty young things ...

Soccer Talk

With the World Cup starting this Sunday, I realized that after decades of complaining, I’ve finally made my peace with soccer. Like many Americans, I always felt that the world’s most popular sport was kind of lame. ...

S.E. Cupp

Never Speak Ill of a Hate-Crime Hoaxer

In retrospect, I should have stolen S.E. Cupp’s drink. It was June 2010, and Friends of Abe, the Gary Sinise-led organization of Hollywood “conservatives,” was having its monthly beer blast in West L.A. A few ...

Kate Steinle

The Failed Democratic Experiment

“Down with reason—up with feeling!” This sentimental motto might be the ruling principle of our failed democratic experiment. Where there is great wealth, there is usually decadence and foolishness, and since the ...

Greece Overboard

On board S/Y Puritan—I’m sailing off the charred eastern coast of Athens where so many died last week, and I remain suspicious as hell. Fifteen or so fires starting simultaneously smells of arson to me, and arson stinks ...

Jimmy Savile

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Unpleasant, Putrescent, and Adolescent Headlines NIPSTERS: MAKING HITLER HIP AGAIN If you"€™re a dedicated white nationalist who laments the fact that the left dominates the media, education, public ...

Eton College, Windsor

A Worthy Apology

Eton College now stands just one apology away from being the first establishment institution to acknowledge that men and women are different. A bulk of government ministers, media pundits, financiers, royals, and academics ...

Firing My Own Bu-cannon

Having recently enthused about Pat Buchanan’s latest book and then about the man himself here on Taki's Mag, please forgive me one more column about him. His firing from MSNBC official at last, Pat recorded an ...

‘The Right’ Read

Curiously, many nonfiction books these days are published without an index, despite Microsoft Word providing indexing. My guess is that because serious new books mostly intrigue other writers hoping to find their names ...

How Journaling Can Help You

I suspect that I am of the last generation that ever considers writing anything by longhand. Indeed, there are reported to be places in America where children are no longer even taught longhand. Astonishing though it now ...

Falcon 7X

God Apparently Flies First Class

MARSHALL, Tex.—The most frightening thing about Jesse Duplantis is that I think he truly believes what he’s saying. I mean, at some deep, deep level, even a guy who wears a yellow plaid shirt under a navy blue blazer is ...

So Now Amsterdam Hates Tourists? Fine.

NEW YORK—The goddamn foreigners are trampling the tulips in Bollenstreek. Yes, that’s what I said. Amsterdam has decided to stop advertising itself as a tourist destination and to tell everyone to go elsewhere ...

Haitian flag

Adding Injury to Insult

I went last week to a production of Rigoletto, the revival of a production first staged in 2001. A criticism that I read in advance informed me that the initial orgy scene had been toned down somewhat by comparison with ...

JonBenét Ramsey

A Statistician’s Imprecise Analysis of True Crime

Bill James, the baseball statistics analyst who has been one of the most revolutionary influences upon American sport and thought over the last generation, has now published a non-baseball book, Popular Crime: Reflections ...

The Conservative Write

As the story goes, Pauline Kael "€œcouldn"€™t believe Nixon won in "€™72,"€ as everyone she knew voted for McGovern. The quotation is probably spurious, but that makes it no less suitable as an epigraph for ...

Doom and Groomer

“Hey, conservatives: I present to you a no-lose issue with broad-based appeal. Schools are teaching that biological sex doesn’t exist, ‘women’ are a social construct, and small children should be told they can swap ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Petulant, Succulent, and Truculent Headlines CECIL THE LION ACCUSED OF FELINE PRIVILEGE When news broke last week that a popular Zimbabwean lion named Cecil had been fatally shot by a Minnesota dentist, the ...

Lady Prue Penn

From Great Boredom Come Great Tales

When indolence becomes intolerable, remembrances of things past become a lifesaver. Charles Moore’s recent Spectator notes also helped; for example, his stories about the 94-year-old Lady Penn, who is the Queen of ...

Decapitation and Capitulation

The week after the murdering scum of ISIS beheaded 21 Egyptian Christians in Libya"€”their crime was being Christians"€”the European Commission opened an investigation of Christian schools in Britain for allegedly ...

Acropolis and Parthenon, Athens

Fat Cats Are Wearing Thin

A bunch of charlatans and clowns met in Athens, Greece, at the end of September and, to use an old Greek expression, managed to make a hole in the water. In other words, they accomplished nada, but they stuffed themselves ...


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