The Evil of Occupation

Ask any Greek about the Turks and the best you"€™ll get is a grimace. More often than not the answer will be a swear word and the word "€œbarbarians"€ thrown in for good measure. Ditto the Congolese when the word ...

A Five-Point Plan to Save the GOP

After the recent electoral debacle, Republican journalists and neocon news pundits have been discussing the roads to recovery for their battered party. One path that I"€™m sure will never be taken is trying to win back ...

American Airlines Is Messing With My Head

NEW YORK"€”I don"€™t care about being the first one to board the plane. In fact, I wanna be the last one to board the plane. The seats in the waiting area are more comfortable, and the Wi-Fi works there. If you"€™re ...

Prince Klemens Wenzel von Metternich

Dinner Is Served

I read this in an American newspaper (it was written by a woman who used to edit my copy for a New York glossy, but I will withhold her name to save her embarrassment and social atrophy): “He’s hosted Kim Kardashian and ...

Taki and John-Taki Theodoracopulos

Drinking, Sailing, and Sleeping it Off

SAINT-TROPEZ—To the once-upon-a-time sleepy fishing village, now the focal point for Russian oligarch excess, outrageously ugly super-yachts, and what is commonly known as the scum of the Earth, the nouveaux riche of the ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Lousiest, Drowsiest, Blowsiest, and Frowziest Headlines REPUBLICANS WILL WIN: DOES IT MATTER? As of Sunday, it is being projected that Republicans are more than 99% likely to retain a majority in the House and ...

An End to Conquering

The success of Ukraine’s surprise northeastern offensive suggests a fundamental problem for the invaders: When it comes to seizing and holding land in Ukraine, the average Russian soldier’s heart just isn’t in ...

Why Is Kim Jong Un Our Problem?

“If China is not going to solve North Korea, we will.” So President Donald Trump warns, amid reports North Korea, in its zeal to build an intercontinental ballistic missile to hit our West Coast, may test ...

Helen Gurley Brown

Helen Gurley Brown’s Lipstick Liberation

Four years after her death, Helen Gurley Brown"€”author of the 1962 phenomenon Sex and the Single Girl and longtime Cosmopolitan editor in chief"€”is having a moment. Not one but two bulging biographies are now out (to ...

Aural Rape

GSTAAD—Imagine a beautiful, sexy woman, an Ava Gardner or a Lily James, with a wart at the end of her nose. It stands out double, whereas on an ugly countenance it would almost go unnoticed. Noise in beautiful and ...

New York City: An Elephant’s Graveyard for Ovaries

Ladies, do yourself a favor, escape from New York. It is the worst possible place to find a man. The ones that are available have been spoiled rotten by the unequal distribution of women to men and even if you get one into ...

Attack of the Woke Teen Career Killers

I was a mere 70 pages into Donald McNeil's brief about his firing from The New York Times when I emailed a dozen of my friends to demand they read it immediately. But they don't have my perseverance, so here are the ...

Zurich, Switzerland

Swiss Mystery

GSTAAD—They’re whispering that it was the biggest haul since the Brink’s-Mat gold bullion robbery of 1983. Others say that compared with the Graff swag of last week, the Great Train Robbery was a mere bagatelle. ...

I Lost My Virginity in the British Army

Sex and soldiers are the forces of life and death crashing into one another. It gets animalistic. It gets filmed. Luckily for me, the Ministry of Defence had decided to treat the British Army to single-man rooms by the ...

The Correct Degree of Culpability

While in Dublin recently I read an article in the newspaper about the Greek crisis. It was in the Irish Times and was very serious. The author, the well-known economic journalist Martin Wolf, asked a series of questions ...

Yellow Imperil?

Operation Slippery Slope has hit a snag: too many casualties from friendly fire. From its official launch in January, Slippery Slope was an ill-conceived aktion with a smoky objective. The plan was fairly simple: Scour ...

Bo Svenson in Kill Bill vol.2

OH, NO, JU-DON’T!

Taki Theodoracopulos wins the world 70+ judo championship by forcing tough-guy actor Bo "Walking Tall" Svenson into ...

’Tis the Season for Unreason

NEW YORK—Here we go again, the annual holiest of holies is upon us, although to this oldie last Christmas feels like it was yesterday. Funny how time never seemed to pass quickly during those lazy days of long ago, but ...

Quiet Please

One of the most denied of all human rights is that to silence. I do not mean by this the right to remain silent when accused of a crime, though in Britain at least this has effectively been abolished. I mean, rather, the ...

Roseanne Barr

Roseanne Barr & The Comeback That Never Came

I"€™m so old, I remember when Ellen DeGeneres was straight; Rosie O"€™Donnell wasn"€™t merely straight, she was the "€œQueen of Nice"€; and Joan Rivers would never eat lunch in this town again. I wasn"€™t the ...

In Defense of English Civilization

We know that England is under attack, and from its own ruling class. Before we can speak of defense, we need to understand the reasons for the attack. This is not an attack on tradition in itself, but the unfolding of an ...

Rick Santorum

Rick Santorum, I Hate Your Face

Rick Santorum has been the Republican primary season's Surprise Moral Warrior. He has already won eleven states, and depending on how he performs in Wisconsin tomorrow, he may continue to battle the icy Mormon cyborg Mitt ...

Er, F—- Monomania

To celebrate the arrival of the Indian prime minister, Narendra Modi, in Britain, the Guardian newspaper reported that many eminent British writers had, in an open letter, urged the British prime minister, David Cameron, to ...

A Heavy Dose of Blame

These days there is a lot of monomania about. But then perhaps there always was. Speaking for myself, I am a serial monomaniac. I become obsessed for a short time by a subject and then drop it and do not return to it. Once ...


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