Invade, Invite, Implode

If a president cited crime statistics to rile up racial hatred, but his speech was immediately followed by a terrorist massacre, would he be criticized? Well, not if he were Barack Obama, whose July 7, 2016, TV oration ...

It’s Hard out Here for a Dudebro

When I was a kid, a “dude” was a cowboy who worked on a ranch and had an abiding fondness for his horse. I didn’t start hearing “dude” used as a generic term meaning “dumb, hairy, ...

Manhattan Beach, California

Conquered California

Last month, a prominent figure on the right asked me point-blank, “Why don’t you move?” He was referring to California, and my stubborn refusal to leave this high-tax, low-IQ, far-left, illegal-alien-riddled state. I ...

Whiteness: The Original Sin

According to the modern moral framework as it's dictated to us by academia's huddled rodents, the worst possible thing anyone can be is a racist. We are also increasingly lectured that all white people are racist"€”so ...

OK, Let’s NOT Kill Everyone in China

Last Saturday, hundreds of humorless Asians, their eyes slanted with fury, gathered outside ABC studios in LA to protest talk-show host Jimmy Kimmel’s alleged advocacy of Chinese genocide. The furor didn’t even ...

Blame the Women

Women say they are sick of the impossibly high beauty standards men ruthlessly impose upon them. They are tired of having to spend hours at the gym and weeks recovering from surgery just to please men. The American Body ...

Madonna

Is it a Hate Crime to Call Madonna a Shriveled-Up Old Hag?

Geriatric whore Madonna, that Italian slut who sucked and fucked her way to the top of the pop charts sometime wayyyyy back in the early 1980s and has been pooping out hits ever since, fell flat on her 56-year-old ass last ...

Gavin McInnes and Bisexual Twerp

Fear and Loathing at the Trump Rally

We went to the Trump rally in (sorry, "€œon"€) Long Island Wednesday night and it was a blast. He chose Bethpage, which is a relatively blue-collar town, and the rally was in the same airplane hangar they used to build ...

Empowering the Radicals

The president has become “completely unhinged,” Jimmy Kimmel told his viewers on Tuesday night. He had just canceled all their scheduled programming to focus on the president’s press conference regarding ...

Is Hillary Clinton a Brain-Damaged Invalid?

If you dare to question whether Hillary Clinton is physically ill, her dutiful media maidservants will smear you as mentally ill. It matters not how many times she falls, how many speeches she interrupts with uncontrolled ...

Lena Dunham

Not That Kind of Sexual Predator

I suppose that since I find Lena Dunham to be a disgustingly entitled pig monster, I am a sexist, a fat-shamer, and, hell, even an anti-Semite. None of this changes the fact that I find her to be a disgustingly entitled pig ...

Tila Tequila

Manufacturing Outrage

There is often no difference between entertainment and politics. Consider recent statements by Phil Robertson, television star of the program Duck Dynasty, which airs on the A&E (formerly Arts & Entertainment) ...

Thanks for Nothing, Bitches

Women rarely fail to let me down. There's a Roz Chast cartoon showing one lady shouting at another: "€œThe price of Kleenex WAS SO 47 cents in 1963!"€ That sentence approximates roughly 86% of the ...

Barking Back at Black Lives Matter

The weekend before last, Donald Trump egged on a frenzied crowd of sweaty Alabama rednecks as they beat, kicked, and bludgeoned a peaceful Black Lives Matter activist, while last Monday night five peaceful Black Lives ...

Hillary Clinton

Are You Ready for Four Years of Ball-Busting?

This essay is intended solely for our male readership. Our three female readers can sit this one out. Go bake us a pie or knit us a sweater or something. Men: If Hillary Clinton wins on Tuesday, you might as well lop off ...

Trump Has Had Enough

Sarah Palin just endorsed Trump in a shrill speech that sounded like the cheerleaders from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. It's "€œyuge"€ for his campaign because she's likely to bring all the Tea Party holdouts who ...

When the Military Pushed Back

In the latest political assault on the spirit and traditions of our fighting forces, US Navy brass has banned SEAL troops from wearing the colonial "€œDON"€™T TREAD ON ME"€ patch on their sleeves. You can imagine how ...

Australia: Camp of the Ain’ts

Attention, all you boat people headed Down Under: Australia doesn"€™t want you. Knowing this, the two main candidates for prime minister in Saturday's national elections each offered plans to turn away the tens of ...

It’s Not Funny Anymore

I thought the leftist obsession with getting people fired would die down after Trump won, but it's still "€œalive and well."€ They just got a sketch-comedy show called World Peace canceled because some of the ...

The Invisible Nutsack

We are told, often with ill intent, that we live in a patriarchal culture. Our schoolteachers, who always seem to be female, lecture us that males enjoy unfair privileges merely for being born with an "€œoutie"€™ rather ...

Morrissey

A Secret History of Right-Wing Rock Stars

Pop music, like anything showbiz, is hardly as it appears. The gap between a pop star’s public and private politics can be as deceiving as anything. This is the lesson the singer Morrissey is battling, once again. He ...

Why Young Americans Are So Unhappy

The general method, or rather hustle, of the Confidence Man Steven Pinker is to use evidence of greater material well-being to justify the value judgment that human life has never been better. Like everyone, I am all for ...

Drunks Gone Wild

The PC suppression of heretical thinking seemingly grows stronger by the day. Innocuous comments and the "€œwrong"€ scientific research findings are now often taboo. Not even Harvard’s president or the Nobel ...

From Orwell to Gladwell and Back

In politics, secrecy and silence are becoming less practical, while noise and distortion are coming to dominate. Thus, the 2016 election raises questions of how strategies of political power are evolving as we move from an ...


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