Last week I talked about that ingrate Aziz Ansari and how nobody stops to question Indians when they complain about racism, even though they represent the wealthiest ethnic group in the country. Nobody even notices they"re Indian. They just see a brown person pointing a finger and immediately ...
Impish comedian Aziz Ansari just penned an essay for The New York Times to complain about how scared Trump makes him and his Muslim family. Only a few short weeks after the attacks we are lamenting the incredible danger Muslims are in and worrying about how a candidate's idea may affect people if ...
I just flew back from Orlando and boy are my arms tired of making out with gays. Well, one gay, actually. His name is Milo Yiannopoulos and I made out with him to annoy Muslims. We did a speech on Wednesday near the location of the shooting to protest Islamophobiaphobia. There were about 100 people ...
Last week I discussed our present state of "peak topsy-turvy." It was a frustrating climb, but the reward at the top is we get to watch the "inmates who took over the journalistic asylum" destroy themselves. After months of telling us we"re violent and violence isn"t the ...
We have reached peak topsy-turvy. Whatever is up is down, whatever is good is bad, and whatever you should be proud of should bring shame. Heroes are villains in this day and age and shooting an ape that's about to kill a child needs an explanation. If you rescue your wife from being raped, you ...
Our interview with Jesse Hughes from Eagles of Death Metal blew up the Internet this week. I"ve appeared on Greg Gutfeld's show as well as Red Eye, Dana, The Buck Sexton Show, and even Alex Jones" Infowars. Virtually every major news source has written about it and the American press seems ...
"Virtuous pedophile" Todd Nickerson is back and he"d like to remind us that although he wants to molest children, he resists, so don"t you dare call him a child molester. Once again, Salon is here to correct our grammar and make sure we don"t offend anyone. You may remember Todd ...
Eagles of Death Metal recently finished a Canadian tour and I got to sit down with vocalist Jesse Hughes and discuss the Bataclan attack in Paris that killed 89 of his fans. You"d think he"d want to avoid the topic, but he was actually eager to get into it. He sees it as a catharsis. ...
When someone remotely non-liberal agrees to appear on The Daily Show, they are knowingly throwing themselves to the wolves. It's dozens of people and thousands of dollars devoted to portraying the white male patriarchy as a bunch of clueless fuddy-duddies with hair growing out of their ears. ...
I just flew back from Philadelphia and boy, are my arms tired of shooing away homeless people. The city of brotherly love has been overrun with broke bruthas asking for some love and it's so depressing, you tend to forget the incredibly rich history of the place. While we waited for a walking tour ...
