Last week, one of the realest niggas in rap dropped his fifth album on yo ass, and mad bitches started to trip the fuck out. If you haven’t heard of The Game, you don’t know what time it is. He’s the guy who tattooed a butterfly on his face and then covered it up with ...
I recently finished filming a series of commercials for a world-famous fashion designer I’d barely heard of, and he gave me one of his company’s handbags as a parting gift. I thought, “Cool, whatever” and handed it to my wife, who immediately burst into apoplectic seizures ...
While bemoaning Brooklyn's yuppification, many say, "I miss old New York," but the same way Germans idolize Native Americans they"ve never met, outsiders worship native New Yorkers without having any clue about how they act. When I think of real New Yorkers, I think of Irish and ...
"White People Problems" is a loaded term that combines a facetious reference to white privilege with the accusation that we"re all pampered ingrates. Never mind that about half of America's poor are white. Well, I"m not even remotely poor but I am white and I have problems, too. ...
The unfortunately named Nadra Kareem Nittle recently penned a popular article instructing the ignorant about how to deal with "racist" relatives. The article was so gay that I couldn"t finish it, but it brought up a much more important question: What do you do with a family full of ...
Last week we learned that the guy who made that anti-Muslim film is going to prison for a year. It is apparently now illegal to embarrass this administration. What I find even more shocking is the apathy my friends express. Their shrugs would make Atlas blush. They tell me he's an idiot who ...
I realize receiving a letter from a time traveler can be confusing, and you may believe this is some kind of a prank. To verify my time-traveling skills, I have enclosed within this envelope a tuft of white hair from a man of African descent. It is yours and it's from the floor of your favorite ...
Ex-media mogul and ex-con Conrad Black is doing press for his new book A Matter of Principle, and to watch him skewer the biased media who try to corner him is heavenly. I haven’t seen balls like this since Bill Buckley threatened to “plaster” Gore Vidal. When Britain’s Sky ...
After the last presidential debate, many conservatives were disappointed in Romney. Bill O"Reilly had said this was Mitt's chance to put the final nail in Obama's coffin but that he blew it by letting Barack walk all over him. Others felt Romney showed presidential composure while the president ...
After September 11th happened, Graydon Carter famously quipped, “I think it’s the end of the age of irony.” After Romney slayed Obama last week, I unfamously quipped, “Liberal bias in the media is dead,” which marked the official end of journalists kissing the ...
