OK, Let’s NOT Kill Everyone in China

Last Saturday, hundreds of humorless Asians, their eyes slanted with fury, gathered outside ABC studios in LA to protest talk-show host Jimmy Kimmel’s alleged advocacy of Chinese genocide. The furor didn’t even involve a statement of Kimmel’s, but rather that of a child during a ...

The Myth of Poverty

Some rich brats at Salon were recently bitching about the “GOP-shredded safety net” they claim has forced moms into the workplace. In a typical example of bourgeois naiveté, they assume it’s the libertarian lack of government that’s keeping us poor and tearing apart ...

10 New Rules for Radicals

Coming Apart author Charles Murray recently pointed to a very restrained rebuttal that the American Enterprise Institute’s Caroline Kitchens gave to some “idiotic, vicious criticism.” Kitchens had expressed some skepticism about campus rape, and the shrieking left converted her ...

This Country Was Not Built by Beta Males

You know the pendulum has swung too far to the left when you say, "€œThere's nothing wrong with normal"€ and everyone goes crazy. I was on Huffington Post Live on Monday to discuss "€œHow Masculinity Has Changed Over The Years."€ I"€™ve done this before and it usually goes well. I did a ...

Miley Cyrus

It’s Not Miley’s Problem, It’s Ours

If you find yourself asking, “Who cares?” when pop culture is discussed, the answer is, “Everyone but you.” As Nick Gillespie once said to me, “Nobody remembers who the Speaker of the House was in 1938, but everyone remembers Shirley Temple.” Today's Shirley ...

Children and Guns: The Hidden Dads

On Sunday, the front page of The New York Times featured a dad holding a .22 with his kid under the headline, "€œChildren and Guns: The Hidden Toll."€ What a bunch of disingenuous cocksuckers. The story paints a picture of white, middle-class Americans leaving guns lying around the house so ...

How to Get Rich in America in 30 Easy Steps

Want to make money in America? Start up a business and sell it. I"€™ve done it a bunch of times and made a ton of money in the process. Here's how you can do it, too. 1. READ SIX THINKING HATS At least the Wikipedia page. Edward de Bono's best-selling book is a great way to ensure you don"€™t ...

Nina Davuluri

The Myth America Pageant

Last week, America was allegedly aghast over the first Indian Miss America. TIME said the pageant had become “Marred by Racist Slurs.” Huffington Post described a “flurry of indignation” and CNN said she was “attacked.” MSNBC said viewers “lashed out” ...

Hummingbird

10 Birds That Act Like Dicks

At first glance, birds look like wonderful creatures who could do no wrong. It turns out that some of them are total jerks who bully the native species out of their nests. The multiculturalists tell me all cultures are equally beautiful and say the world's cultures are like beautiful myriad birds ...

A Nation of Working-Class Dropouts

Every time a liberal sees someone behaving badly they sigh and say, "€œThey just need education,"€ but the solution to America's problems is less education, not more. If we got over this myth that everyone needs infinite academia, we would have less unemployment, more manufacturing, a stronger ...