Donald Trump

Daddy’s Boys

During the Republican debate on Wednesday, Ann Coulter asked, "€œHow many f—-ing Jews do these people think there are in the United States?"€ She was referring, of course, to the massive amount of time candidates spend discussing barely 1% of the population. We saw this in the last ...

Take Byrd Down

I came up with a great way to beat the Democrats at their own game. I decided to start a petition to change the name of the Robert C. Byrd Courthouse in Beckley, West Virginia. It's on TakeByrdDown.com and we started it on Wednesday. Then that prick Andrew Wilkow stole the idea, got in a time ...

Enough Dead Cops?

"€œNothing is more indicative of white supremacy than the fact that the phrase "€˜Black Lives Matter"€™ is controversial,"€ opines regular CNN guest Marc Lamont Hill. The obvious response to this is that the group wasn"€™t particularly controversial until they started demanding "€œdead ...

The Death of Discussion

Remember Monty Python's "€œArgument Clinic,"€ where Michael Palin is trying to procure an argument from John Cleese? Palin is frustrated that Cleese won"€™t move past contradictions. He insists a true argument is "€œA collective series of statements to establish a definite ...

The War on Women Is Real

The "€œWar on Women"€ is a term usually used to describe Republican policies and their effects on the fairer sex. The right denies such a thing exists, but let's stop kidding ourselves. Going back over the past half century, it's impossible not to see a vast right-wing conspiracy to strip ...

The Hunt for a Good Bad Guy

There is a severe rape drought going on in the West; not the violent sexual assault as is broadly defined by the law but a particular kind of rape. We want wealthy white males with blond hair high-fiving each other as they torture some poor girl who was just trying to get an education. The Middle ...

A No-Jerk Reaction

Millennials aren"€™t getting laid and what's worse, they don"€™t want to. Even the ones in relationships aren"€™t having sex. Their parents are having more sex than they are and their parents are gross. On my show, I asked regular guest Mercedes Carrera why this is happening and she said it's ...

Interview With a Drug Casualty

Of the 2.2 million Americans in prison right now, about half are there for drug-related offenses. It's a tricky number to determine because felonies such as murder, assault, burglary, arson, robbery, and even kidnapping can still be linked to the drug war. The Bureau of Justice Statistics claims, ...

Lisa

In Praise of the Benjamin Button Babes

To be clear: The ideal female mate is young. You"€™re going to want three kids, and to do that you really need to get going by 25. My wife had our first in her early 30s and at the hospital she was wheeled through a door that said "€œGeriatric Mothers."€ I thank my lucky stars we were able ...

The Falling Sun

There is a very disturbing trend going on in Japan that nobody is talking about. Every day, thousands of poor, uneducated white Americans are sneaking into the country from South Korea and the East China Sea. They"€™re often unaccompanied children and many of them are criminals. In fact, a good ...