The Week’s Most Felonious, Euphonious, and Sanctimonious Headlines CRIME BLOTTER: GUNFIGHT AT THE VIOLENCE AIN’T O.K. CORRAL Gunfire erupted during an anti-violence vigil last Thursday night in Charlotte, NC. A group called Mothers of Murdered Offspring had arranged the ...
The Week’s Most Insane, Profane, and Inhumane Headlines THE DELUSION THAT MISTOOK ITSELF FOR A DREAM Commemorating the half-century since MLK’s 1963 March on Washington and “I Have a Dream” speech that drew a crowd estimated in size from 250,000 to 400,000, a significantly ...
The Week’s Most Scurrilous, Querulous, and Perilous Headlines SPORTS: WHERE POLE VAULTING MEETS POLE SMOKING Simply because the issue of whether or not an athlete enjoys the taste and texture of genitals similar to their own is the most pressing issue facing modern sports and global culture, ...
The Week’s Most Scabrous, Fantabulous, and Cadaverous Headlines SWISS CHOCOLATE AND MELTED CHEESE Billionaire fat black lady Oprah Winfrey and psychotic male feminist Hugo Schwyzer, both of whose zany shenanigans landed them in this column last week, are actin’ a fool again. As the ...
The Week’s Most Aggravating, Exasperating, and Humiliating Headlines Public shaming was a psychological cornerstone of communist societies. Although framed as “self-criticism” in both the Soviet Union and Red China, it most often manifested more as craven submission to group ...
The Week’s Most Lascivious, Invidious, and Ridiculous Headlines GOMORRAH IN THE WEST, SODOM IN THE EAST Pterodactyl-faced ex-Congressman and Big Apple mayoral hopeful Anthony Weiner has been caught sexting again, this time under the undeniably seductive pseudonym of “Carlos ...
The Week’s Most Scintillating, Titillating, and Debilitating Headlines THE DEATH OF HELEN THOMAS Former UPI journalist Helen Thomas, who seems to have personally monitored the administration of every president since Millard Fillmore, died on Saturday at age 92. Feisty, scrappy, and ...
The week’s most inflammatory, defamatory, and masturbatory headlines 1. “TWEET, TWEET,” SAID THE STOOL PIGEON Twitter, the premier website for the world’s shrinking attention span, has yielded to pressure from French authorities to hand over data that will enable “the ...
Homosexuals pounced upon the word "gay" decades ago and seized it as their own, gradually changing its meaning from "happy" and "carefree" toward something that now denotes "angry" and "intolerant." Today's militant gays resemble the militant gay-bashers of ...
George Zimmerman’s murder trial is a rapidly unspooling farce that could likely result in a massive tragedy. When Trayvon Martin's slaying became an international moral panic last year, the media's blind barking supplicants to the Global Cult of Equality stoked racial tensions by first ...
