The Week's Most Ferocious, Atrocious, and Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Headlines MUSLIM ARTIST PAINTS "COEXIST" MURAL, REPORTEDLY GETS BEATEN BY MUSLIMS The instantly recognizable "COEXIST" logo"which incorporates an Islamic crescent as its "C," the Star of David ...
The Week's Most Ominous, Ponderous, and Neo-Communist Headlines LYIN" BRIAN WILLIAMS NBC, famous for deliberately editing George Zimmerman's 911 call to create the false impression that he targeted Trayvon Martin for being black, is once again standing knee-deep in a septic tank of lost ...
The Week's Most Dismal, Abysmal, and Baptismal Headlines WHY YOU SHOULDN"T REFER TO PEOPLE OF COLOR AS "COLORED PEOPLE" Grammatically, "colored people" is undeniably more economical than "people of color." Yet for reasons that remain mysterious and entirely unexplained, ...
The Week's Snappiest, Scrappiest, and Crappiest Headlines SHOVING ALL THAT GAY STUFF IN OUR FACES AND DOWN OUR THROATS Two gay icons from the 1970s faced a heated gay backlash last week for making comments that hurt gays" feelings and made gays feel ashamed of being gay. Billy Crystal first ...
The Week's Most Frustrating, Irritating, and Aggravating Headlines FRANCE MARCHES FOR FREE SPEECH, THEN ARRESTS DOZENS FOR SPEAKING On Sunday January 11, an estimated 3.7 million people in France took to the streets to denounce terrorism and support free speech in the wake of a massacre at the ...
The Week's Most Hateful, Fateful, and Ungrateful Headlines EXCEPT FOR THE SEVEN BILLION OF US WHO AREN"T CHARLIE HEBDO, WE ARE ALL CHARLIE HEBDO The news story that dominated all others last week was the massacre at the Paris offices of satirical newspaper Charlie Hebdo. The attack, which ...
PIERCING LBJ's HALO Those who do not learn from history are doomed to watch stupid Hollywood movies about it. The film Selma, set for release on Friday, is said to be the first major Hollywood drama featuring Martin Luther King as a main character. Ava DuVernay directed it and as a result has ...
The Week's Most Addictive, Predictive, and Vindictive Headlines NYPD TURNS ITS BACK ON THE MAYOR The New York Police Department and New York Mayor Bill de Blasio appear to be at war. De Blasio"who was born Warren Wilhelm, Jr. but eventually changed his name as a way of snubbing his father ...
The Week's Most Dubious, Salubrious, and Lugubrious Headlines THE DAY THE REDS SILENCED HOLLYWOOD On Friday the FBI announced that North Korean authorities were behind the cyber-terrorist group Guardians of Peace (AKA #GOP) and its massively publicized hacking of Sony Corp. According to the feds, ...
The Week's Most Arthritic, Parasitic, and Anti-Semitic Headlines ERIC GARNER's DEATH: WHO's RESPONSIBLE? Can one be faulted for thinking that black Americans need to find some better heroes around which to rally? In the more than two decades that have led us from Rodney King to Trayvon Martin to ...
