Hillary Clinton

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The Week's Weakest, Bleakest, and Meekest Headlines THE SAN FRANCISCO DREADLOCK INCIDENT A sterling example of leftist auto-cannibalism comes to us this week from the Cesar Chavez Student Center at San Francisco State University. A 46-second video posted to YouTube that already has over three ...

Brussels bombing suspects captured on CCTV. (Wikimedia Commons)

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Inscrutable, Unsuitable, and Irrefutable Headlines THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS ISLAMOPHOBIA The deadliest terrorist attacks in Belgian history occurred last Tuesday morning in Brussels"€”the home of the European Parliament and a city that is fully one-quarter Muslim"€”as ...

Hulk Hogan

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The Week's Most Lyrical, Empirical, and Satirical Headlines HULK HOGAN BODY-SLAMS GAWKER MEDIA Gawker Media is a massively successful digital pseudo-news empire whose apparent mission is to destroy the personal life of anyone deemed politically unacceptable by their almost entirely pampered and ...

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The Week's Most Dramatic, Dogmatic, and Traumatic Headlines U.S. SOLDIERS SUBJECTED TO "€œWHITE PRIVILEGE"€ BRAINWASHING The website Judicial Watch has obtained US Department of the Army documents showing that 400 soldiers at Fort Gordon, GA were forced to watch a PowerPoint presentation ...

Chris Rock

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The Week's Dinkiest, Stinkiest, and Kinkiest Headlines A VERY RACIAL OSCARS The "€œwhite"€ people who control Hollywood and the Academy Awards"€”and therefore dictate how Americans think about cultural issues and selectively remember history"€”squirmed in self-flagellating delight as ...

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The Week's Puniest, Looniest, and Gooniest Headlines BEN CARSON: BARACK OBAMA WAS "€œRAISED WHITE"€ Narcoleptic presidential candidate Ben Carson suddenly awoke from a thousand-year coma to announce that our current president, Barack Rudy Ray Moore Obama, was “raised white.” ...

Pope Francis

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The Week's Most Divisive, Derisive, and Indecisive Headlines POPE SLAMS TRUMP; TRUMP HITS BACK AND WINS Suspected globalist tool Pope Francis took a swipe at Our Glorious Future Leader Donald Trump last week, only to timidly retreat when Trump fired back. At the tail end of a six-day trip to ...

Bernie Sanders

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The Week's Most Snappy, Crappy, and Nappy Headlines A BLACK PANTHER SUPER BOWL At halftime during this year’s Super Bowl"€”which featured a team named the Panthers who have a black quarterback"€”black singer Beyoncé Knowles led a group of black women dressed as Black Panthers who ...

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The Week's Most Urgent, Divergent, and Insurgent Headlines RAINBOW LACES, TRANSGENDER BAPTISMS, AND A BOY IN A GIRL SCOUT DRESS February is not only Black History Month, it is also LGBT History Month, at least in the USA and UK. To “kick off” the month"€”haw!"€”Britain’s ...

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The Week's Most Ruthless, Truthless, and Toothless Headlines OBAMA: "€œWE ARE ALL JEWS"€ Many Americans take President Barack Hussein Dolemite Obama at his word when he claims that he's a Christian. Others accuse him of being a closet Muslim. But Obama shook the Judeo-Christian world to its ...