The Week’s Most Vile, Mercantile, and Senile Headlines ((((COMBATING ANTI-SEMITISM ONLINE))) The Anti-Defamation League is a wonderful and righteous organization that stands ever vigilant against the merest suggestion that Jewish people"who, in case you weren’t aware were ...
The Week's Most Sectarian, Contrarian, and Barbarian Headlines GORILLA LIVES MATTER America in 2016 is a place where male gorillas who are trapped living in urban areas can be shot dead in cold blood, yet all anyone seems to care about is whether some black people had their feelings hurt. Such ...
The Week's Most Agitated, Denigrated, and Constipated Headlines CANADA PROPOSES IMPRISONMENT FOR ANTI-TRANNY "HATE SPEECH" Canada is a giant nation just north of the USA that sprawls the North American continent east-to-west. But very few people pay attention to Canada, largely because it ...
The Week's Most Paranoid, Schizoid, and Negroid Headlines BLACK LIVES MATTER ORGANIZER CHARGED WITH PIMPING Black Lives Matter is undeniably the most important and inspirational civil-rights movement of our time, which is why it really, really sucks that a prominent BLM organizer has been arrested ...
The Week's Weepiest, Sleepiest, and Creepiest Headlines BARACK OBAMA RUBS AMERICA's NOSE IN HIS BLACKNESS As the final months wane in the presidency of our transformational and sparkling leader Barack Dindu Obama, our nation’s first caramel-colored president went to the historically black ...
The Week's Most Ill-Bred, Misread, and Brain-Dead Headlines TRUMP WINS, GOP THROWS TANTRUM Last Tuesday in the Indiana primary, Donald Trump delivered what amounted to an electoral anal-fisting to the two remaining GOP presidential candidates. Shocked, stunned, beaten, defeated, defanged, ...
The Week's Grumpiest, Frumpiest, and Trumpiest Headlines LA RAZA GREETS TRUMP IN CALIFORNIA Mexico is such a wonderful country, its residents are constantly fleeing it for the United States. Although Mexicans invented virtually nothing and are cognitively disadvantaged compared to American ...
The Week's Most Prophetic, Synthetic, and Prosthetic Headlines RAPPER's ANKLE MONITOR GOES OFF DURING WHITE HOUSE "MINORITY YOUTH EMPOWERMENT" PROGRAM With his disgusting sourpuss scowl and floppy man-boobs, rapper Rick Ross may be the most physically repulsive entertainer on Earth. Born ...
The Week's Dingiest, Stingiest, and Cringiest Headlines CANADIAN TRANNY SHRIEKS AT “SHREK” If you’re a young “transgender man” in Canada who’s hoping to have a nice evening out with your mom watching a local production of Shrek: The Musical, you should be aware ...
The Week's Most Laggard, Staggered, and Haggard Headlines BILL CLINTON YELLS AT BLACK PEOPLE, ALMOST APOLOGIZES Cigar-loving former president and current domestic abuse survivor William Jefferson Clinton earned our temporary respect last Thursday in Philadelphia when he barked back at the serial ...
