The Week's Most Haughty, Bawdy, and Tawdry Headlines GEORGE SOROS AND THE “NEW NORMAL” Multibillionaire currency manipulator and culture destroyer George Soros was hatched from a dinosaur egg in Hungary in 1930. It’s a little known fact that he was spawned as a result of a ...
The Week's Scariest, Wariest, and Hairiest Headlines PERSONS OF COLOR SEEK ROOMMATE: WHITES NEED NOT APPLY The wondrous and clean-smelling progress we’ve made as a nation ever since the cool and groovy Civil Rights movement of the 1960s kicked into gear has now come full circle. Whereas ...
The Week's Most Morose, Bellicose, and Grandiose Headlines CLINT EASTWOOD: "WE"RE REALLY IN A PUSSY GENERATION" In an interview with Esquire magazine, eighty-six-year-old film legend Clint “Make My Day” Eastwood opined that a Hillary Clinton presidency would give Americans ...
The Week's Most Pugnacious, Rapacious, and Ungracious Headlines DNC IN PHILLY: WHITE PEOPLE TO THE BACK OF THE BUS Last week in the city where Mumia Abu-Jamal became a global celebrity for killing a white cop, the Democratic Party officially nominated suspected lesbian Hillary Clinton as their ...
The Week's Most Spiteful, Frightful, and Inciteful Headlines CRUNCHING THE NUMBERS ON POLICE SHOOTINGS While America burns due to misguided rage inflamed by the myth that trigger-happy white cops are gunning down innocent black males as if they were bloodthirsty safari hunters poaching gentle ...
The Week's Most Laborious, Inglorious, and Injurious Headlines PLAYING POKÃMON AT AUSCHWITZ Since its release on July 6, the addictive mobile phone game Pokémon Go has seen such enormous success that it already gets more traffic than Facebook, Snapchat, and Twitter. But with every massive ...
The Week's Most Accidental, Occidental, and Detrimental Headlines IS DONALD TRUMP A JEW-HATIN’, JEW-BAITIN’, ANTI-SEMITIC MONSTER? Last weekend when Americans were enjoying their Independence Day festivities by eating watermelon and corn on the cob with family and friends, most of the ...
The Week's Sleaziest, Cheesiest, and Breeziest Headlines POST-BREXIT HATE EXPLOSION Just as the gentle and enlightened proponents of One World Government warned, England has turned into a toxic cesspool of festering race hatred ever since its dumb and xenophobic electorate foolishly chose to ...
The Week's Most Quixotic, Robotic, and Idiotic Headlines WORLD RECOILS IN SHOCK AND HORROR AS BRITAIN VOTES TO BECOME BRITISH AGAIN Because English voters are small-minded, xenophobic, Islamophobic, pasty-skinned, elderly cretins stubbornly clawing onto the wrong side of history, they ignored the ...
The Week's Most Terse, Adverse, and Perverse Headlines HARLEM PASTOR BRINGS NEW MEANING TO THE TERM “FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL” Pastor James David Manning of Harlem’s ATLAH World Missionary Church proudly carries on the tradition of hilariously unabashed clerical gay-bashing made famous ...
