The Week’s Most Curious, Spurious, and Injurious Headlines “GOY, BYE!”: BANNON RESIGNS Seen by many as the Trump Administration’s gin-blossomed face of anti-globalist populist fury, former Breitbart News Executive Chairman Steve “The Great Manipulator” Bannon resigned as White House ...
The Week’s Most Historic, Euphoric, and Dysphoric Headlines IT’S OFFICIAL: DNC EMAILS WERE LEAKED, NOT HACKED With zero evidence but the sort of unblinking righteous fury that is the hallmark of fanatical morons, this lavender-tentacled thing that calls itself “The Resistance” has insisted ...
The Week’s Weakest, Bleakest, and Meekest Headlines BALTIMORE TRIES TO MAKE MURDER ILLEGAL FOR ONE WEEKEND Two years ago, Baltimore’s mayor said she was giving rioters “a space to destroy.” It worked! Baltimore’s residents are doing a bang-up job of destroying their once ...
The Week's Rowdiest, Dowdiest, and Cloudiest Headlines SPERM COUNTS PLUMMET ACROSS THE WEST It should come as no laughing matter to those who fret about the demographic decline of "The West""a place that is synonymous with "white people""that a recent meta-study finds that ...
The Week's Flabbiest, Scabbiest, and Crabbiest Headlines MAYWEATHER & MCGREGOR MAKE HURTFUL AND INSENSITIVE COMMENTS TOWARD ONE ANOTHER On August 26, MMA superstar Conor McGregor will enter the boxing ring against Floyd Mayweather, Jr., who is coming out of retirement after an undefeated ...
The Week's Most Nationalistic, Chauvinistic, and Voyeuristic Headlines TRUMP INVADES POLAND Poland is a proud nation in Eastern Europe which has endured endless invasions and centuries of suffering. This is why Poles, unlike the fatally naïve soft weenies of the Anglosphere, realize that ...
The Week's Most Nefarious, Precarious, and Hilarious Headlines MULTIPLE STATES RESIST FEDERAL INQUIRY INTO VOTER FRAUD Since every sane and patriotic American is a member of The Resistance, we all know that scientific research has proved that Vladimir Putin personally voted in last November's US ...
The Week's Most Delicious, Nutritious, and Seditious Headlines ONWARD AND N-WORD: SUPREME COURT RULES THAT "HATE SPEECH" IS PROTECTED Relax, America: It's time to start hating again! In a unanimous 8-0 ruling, the US Supreme Court affirmed that so-called "hate speech" is indeed ...
The Week's Neediest, Greediest, and Seediest Headlines SAY "TRANNY" IN CANADA, GO TO JAIL The nation of Canada huddles jealously north of the USA and has all the personality of a frozen dinner. Because its residents are deeply ashamed that America gets all the attention while the world ...
The Week's Leakiest, Sneakiest, and Creakiest Headlines A DELUSIONAL LOSER NAMED REALITY WINNER Yes, her real name is Reality Leigh Winner. Her parents named her that and are perhaps to blame for many of the things that are wrong with her. A little while ago on Twitter, Ms. Winner called Donald ...
