The Week’s Most Captivating, Titillating, and Nauseating Headlines ARGUMENT OVER “QUEEN OF SOUL” LEADS TO SHOOTING Aretha Franklin passed into the giant donut shop in the sky last week, causing many to remember her as one of the 20th century’s most electrifying voices for female ...
The Week’s Most Reptilian, Vaudevillian, and Crocodilian Headlines WEST HOLLYWOOD VOTES TO REMOVE TRUMP’S “WALK OF FAME” STAR The City of West Hollywood is a world-famous Homosexual Mecca where gay men who are tanned to the point of carcinoma run around in pink panties infecting one ...
The Magical World of African Journalism Last night I threw the Magic Mouse bones. The long leg bone landed on top of the short arm bone next to three short bones. The skull landed right side up. They all pointed to the north. I have seen this configuration many times. It says…...... We are ...
The Week’s Dumbest, Numbest, and Glummest Headlines TRUMP KEEPS CALLING PEOPLE DUMB It has been firmly established beyond the mildest whisper of a doubt that Donald Trump is the dumbest man who ever lived, despite the fact that he overcame his tremendous intellectual handicaps to defeat both ...
Mamas, Don’t Let Your Theybies Grow Up to Be Cowqueers Here is the full definition of “gender” from Merriam-Webster, the edition that came out about 16 years ago. Not only is biological “sex” found in the first definition, there is no mention at all about “cultural constructs.” ...
The Week’s Most Kissable, Transmissible, and Impermissible Headlines “PROUD BOYS” FALSELY DRAGGED INTO OAKLAND STABBING MURDER Last Sunday night in Oakland, an 18-year-old black female named Nia Wilson was approached from behind as she stood on a BART platform and slashed in the throat, ...
London Squalling From today’s article London Squalling comes this gem: “ITS LIKE THEY SAY, SMALL HANDS…” Dear me, isn’t that an example of hand shaming? But then, the left always excuses it’s nasty remarks, because their causes are just. Roland Maruska New York, ...
The Week’s Skankiest, Wankiest, and Crankiest Headlines ILLEGAL ALIEN, DEPORTED 11 TIMES, ACCUSED OF ATTACKING WIFE WITH A CHAINSAW (We would first like to apologize for thoughtlessly using the term “alien” in that subhead, as we have been subsequently informed that it is a derogatory word ...
Those Poor, Helpless Indian Savages The modern narrative of the noble savage does not mesh well with the idea of multiculturalism. The Comanches remind me of certain ethnic minorities that are committing the majority of violent crimes here in the U.S. for some reason. We are not the same. We are ...
The Week’s Most Mutated, Castrated, and Backdated Headlines “COWBOY”: A RACIST AND SEXIST TERM THAT NEEDS TO BE SCALPED If you’re a nonwhite female who’s roaming the plains of Wyoming—AKA the “Cowboy State”—as nonwhite females are wont to do, you have every right to feel ...
