The Week’s Most Classified, Sassified, and Gassified Headlines JUMPIN’ JOE FLASH, IT’S A GAS GAS GAS! Last week’s 2021 U.N. Climate Change Conference was held in Glasgow, but President Biden made it Gasgow. According to British papers, Joe blew ’em away, letting out what Camilla Parker ...
The Week’s Most Abjectioning, Electioning, and Insurrectioning Headlines CUNNING STUNTS Last week’s election provided many fine opportunities for schadenfreude. Ibram X. Kendi might have to change his name again because his brand couldn’t be more tarnished at the moment (suggestion: ...
The Week’s Most Fleeting, Cheating, and Trick-or-Treating Headlines GAY BASH GAY BASHED Blacks and gays come across as two Southern gentlemen slapping each other in the face with dueling gloves for all eternity. Even after last week’s failed “tranny walkout,” LGBTBLTs are continuing to ...
The Week’s Most Arched, Starched, and Parched Headlines THE GREAT NETFLIX PRANCE-OUT When BLM sacked L.A. last year, the “peaceful protesters” focused on the wealthy Westside. It made sense; upscale territory filled with treasure. Sadly for the transgenders who held a protest outside ...
The Week’s Most Muttering, Fluttering, and Stuttering Headlines FOLLY OF THE DOLLS The culture wars giveth, the culture wars taketh away...doll penises. In 1978, TV producer Norman Lear decided to dangle some “outrage bait” to get people talking about his aging sitcom All in the Family. So ...
The Week’s Most Twisted, Delisted, and Ham-Fisted Headlines THE SOP-RINOS It’s hard to tell if National Review film critic Armond White is a rightist mirror image of a leftist movie reviewer who can’t appreciate art except through the prism of his own ideology, or if he’s an on-purpose ...
The Week’s Most Stammering, Hammering, and Flimflammering Headlines DENNIS THE FELONIOUS MENACE A few weeks ago, The New York Times ran an op-ed advocating for the national voting age to be lowered to “zero.” From the time a baby is born, parents should be able to vote for the child. And ...
The Week’s Most Taxed, Waxed, and Vaxxed Headlines THE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE (GOD HELP US) This year’s 20th-anniversary 9/11 commemoration wasn’t exactly the patriotic pridefest it was supposed to be. Coupled with Covid, inflation, skyrocketing violent crime, and massed invaders at the ...
The Week’s Most Scornful, Thornful, and Mournful Headlines FAREWELL TO AN OLD CHUCK O’ COAL Leave it to Norm Macdonald to unite even the most bitter ideological foes with his unexpected passing. But that’s how good Norm was. His death elicited tributes from left-wing names in entertainment, ...
The Week’s Most Kinetic, Phyletic, and Peripatetic Headlines L.A.’S DIVERSITY POTHOLE FILLERS Only in Los Angeles would it come as a shock to journalists that a guy named “Jihad Muhammad” met a violent end. It’s hard to think of a more “violent end” name than that. Maybe “Ikeelyou ...
