The Week's Most Notorious, Censorious, and Vainglorious Headlines THOUGHT CRIMES IN BUDAPEST To hear the castrated voices of the sold-out-to-globalists Western press tell it, Hungary is a viper's nest of "neo-fascists" and "far right" meanies who sit around denying the Holocaust ...
The Week's Most Stimulating, Discriminating, and Self-Incriminating Headlines WHITE WOMAN ALLEGEDLY BEATEN TO DEATH AND STUFFED IN SUITCASE FOR USING N-WORD While vacationing in Bali this past August, 62-year-old Sheila von Wiese-Mack of Illinois was beaten to death and stuffed into a suitcase ...
The Week's Most Mordant, Discordant, and Important Headlines RESIGNATION OF A COWARD After nearly six years as the nation's first black Attorney General"during which time he went around the nation being black, reminding people that he's black, and deflecting all criticism on the grounds that ...
The Week's Most Bodacious, Perspicacious, and Trepidatious Headlines SORE WINNERS IN GLASGOW By a margin of 55-45, Scottish voters elected on Thursday to remain in the United Kingdom. One possible explanation for the results is that elderly voters were afraid of losing welfare benefits should ...
The Week's Witchiest, Bitchiest, and Kitschiest Headlines ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE BAGPIPES BLOW On Thursday, voters in Scotland"a cold, craggy, blustery nation with fewer inhabitants than the Atlanta metropolitan statistical area"will vote on a referendum declaring whether or not they ...
The Week's Most Monumental, Detrimental, and Excremental Headlines NAKED FEMALE CELEBS LEAK FROM THE CLOUD Female Hollywood celebrities and the pissants who worship them as saints are shocked, outraged, incensed, and flabbergasted at what is being called "the biggest celebrity hacking scandal ...
The Week's Most Bureaucratic, Problematic, and Symptomatic Headlines FEDS TO MONITOR ONLINE "HATE SPEECH" If you ever doubted that the concept of "hate speech" was designed primarily to prevent any criticism of the government, cast your doubts into the ocean. The federal ...
The Week's Most Pathetic, Emetic, and Herpetic Headlines THE ISLAMIC STATE CLAIMS ANOTHER HEAD The 9/11 attacks were possibly the most striking and well-orchestrated act of political theater in world history. Modern jihadists may be sorely outgunned and underfinanced compared to their Western ...
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The Week's Most Eugenic, Schizophrenic, and Hallucinogenic Headlines TRAYVON AND RODNEY: THE SEQUEL Our post-racial nation has found its new Trayvon Martin"albeit one bigger, fatter, and possibly even dumber"in the form of 18-year-old Michael Brown of Ferguson, Missouri. Brown is also ...
The Week's Most Erratic, Dramatic, and Traumatic Headlines O-BOMBING IRAQ In 2008, Barack Hussein Obama ascended to the US presidency on chocolate butterfly wings not solely due to the fact that he is 50% black, but also because of his staunch opposition to the Iraq War. On Thursday, he ordered ...
