The Week's Most Addictive, Predictive, and Vindictive Headlines NYPD TURNS ITS BACK ON THE MAYOR The New York Police Department and New York Mayor Bill de Blasio appear to be at war. De Blasio"who was born Warren Wilhelm, Jr. but eventually changed his name as a way of snubbing his father ...
The Week's Most Dubious, Salubrious, and Lugubrious Headlines THE DAY THE REDS SILENCED HOLLYWOOD On Friday the FBI announced that North Korean authorities were behind the cyber-terrorist group Guardians of Peace (AKA #GOP) and its massively publicized hacking of Sony Corp. According to the feds, ...
The Week's Most Arthritic, Parasitic, and Anti-Semitic Headlines ERIC GARNER's DEATH: WHO's RESPONSIBLE? Can one be faulted for thinking that black Americans need to find some better heroes around which to rally? In the more than two decades that have led us from Rodney King to Trayvon Martin to ...
The Week's Most Immediate, Expedient, and Disobedient Headlines RUMOR SPREADS THROUGH FERGUSON: BLACK LIVES MATTER One of the mythical linchpins propping up the megatons of manufactured outrage over the slaying of Michael Brown (the "unarmed black teen") by Darren Wilson (the "racist ...
The Week's Most Vexed, Hexed, and Oversexed Headlines OBAMNESTY UNCHAINED Last Thursday evening in a live telecast from the White House, our one and only favorite current president, Barack Hussein "Barry" Soetoro Dunham-Obama, told everyone opposed to amnesty for illegal aliens to go eat a ...
The Week's Most Hectic, Septic, and Apopleptic Headlines "SHIRTSTORM" AND OTHER PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF RITUAL BALL-BUSTING Perhaps the biggest news story regarding space travel since an evil white male named Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon"the fact that last week, European scientists ...
The Week's Most Disreputable, Objectionable, and Unmentionable Headlines ELECTIONS 2014: THE WHITES GO RED After the confetti settled from last week's midterm elections, the GOP emerged with a 60-seat advantage over Democrats in the House, at least eight seats in the Senate, and a nearly 2-1 ...
The Week's Lousiest, Drowsiest, Blowsiest, and Frowziest Headlines REPUBLICANS WILL WIN: DOES IT MATTER? As of Sunday, it is being projected that Republicans are more than 99% likely to retain a majority in the House and 94% likely to take control of the Senate after tomorrow's midterm ...
The Week's Most Contagious, Courageous, and Outrageous Headlines A LITTLE VIRUS IN THE BIG APPLE Craig Spencer, a volunteer physician for Doctors Without Borders, will go down in history as the missionary who brought the Ebola virus to New York City. He is the Johnny Appleseed of Ebola in the Big ...
The Week's Most Diffuse, Obtuse, and Abstruse Headlines DEAR BLACK PEOPLE: STOP MAKING FILMS SUCH AS DEAR WHITE PEOPLE Black director Justin Simien"and yes, it's pronounced just like "simian""is fairly dripping with the saliva of white film critics who are jostling one another to ...
