The Week's Most Fumbling, Bumbling, and Stumbling Headlines NORMALIZING PEDOPHILIA After the Supreme Court normalized gay marriage in June, many predicted that it wouldn’t take long before leftists began slippin’ and slidin’ and slalomin’ down that seedy, slimy slope from ...
The Week's Most Dissonant, Insolent, and Ignorant Headlines ACTOR MATT DAMON CHASTISED FOR NOT REALIZING THAT HIS WHITENESS IS PROBLEMATIC Actor Matt Damon is best known for being the exceedingly liberal and highly articulate sidekick of actor Ben Affleck, who is widely acknowledged as the ...
The Week's Most Acidic, Hasidic, and Anti-Semitic Headlines EUROPE LOVES ITS NEW REFUGEES! As CNN and USA Today tell the story, the citizens of Europe erupted on Saturday in an ebullient, warm, kindhearted, and accepting mass celebration of the dusky hordes who have been spilling onto their ...
The Week's Most Abrasive, Persuasive, and Invasive Headlines LETTER FROM A KENTUCKY JAIL Kim Davis is the aggressively homely county clerk of Rowan, Kentucky who is currently in jail for refusing to issue any marriage licenses"gay or straight"since the US Supreme Court declared in June ...
The Week's Most Febrile, Infantile, and Juvenile Headlines WILL DRESDEN BURN AGAIN? As everyone knows, Germany is the most evil place in the history of the universe. Therefore, it follows that anyone who attempts to preserve Germany as the home of the Germans is a filthy smelly Nazi who deserves ...
The Week's Most Jarring, Scarring, and Alarming Headlines DO BLACK LIVES MATTER IF THE GUY’S NOT REALLY BLACK? A mere two months after Rachel Dolezal smeared the NAACP’s mighty and incorruptible name by pretending to be a colored person, the righteous and holy Black Lives Matter ...
The Week's Most Horrible, Deplorable, and Adorable Headlines CONCENTRATION CAMP ROMANCE NOVEL RAISES EYEBROWS Is there anyone among us who doesn’t enjoy curling up in front of the fireplace to read a right good ripping concentration-camp romance novel? The advertising blurb for Kate ...
The Week's Most Unbreakable, Unshakeable, and Unmistakable Headlines COONTOWN, WE HARDLY KNEW YE With over 10 million unique visitors monthly, Reddit.com is one of the world’s most heavily trafficked sites. A bare-bones constellation of discussion forums that are known as ...
The Week's Most Petulant, Succulent, and Truculent Headlines CECIL THE LION ACCUSED OF FELINE PRIVILEGE When news broke last week that a popular Zimbabwean lion named Cecil had been fatally shot by a Minnesota dentist, the Internet erupted with outrage"which outraged other people even further ...
The Week's Most Curious, Furious, and Spurious Headlines DEATH OF A BLACK CONFEDERATE A troublesome fact about American history"one that’s been kept almost entirely hidden from the public"is the fact that many black men served as Confederate soldiers during the Civil War. Anthony ...
