The Week's Most Snappy, Crappy, and Nappy Headlines A BLACK PANTHER SUPER BOWL At halftime during this year’s Super Bowl"which featured a team named the Panthers who have a black quarterback"black singer Beyoncé Knowles led a group of black women dressed as Black Panthers who ...
The Week's Most Urgent, Divergent, and Insurgent Headlines RAINBOW LACES, TRANSGENDER BAPTISMS, AND A BOY IN A GIRL SCOUT DRESS February is not only Black History Month, it is also LGBT History Month, at least in the USA and UK. To “kick off” the month"haw!"Britain’s ...
The Week's Most Ruthless, Truthless, and Toothless Headlines OBAMA: "WE ARE ALL JEWS" Many Americans take President Barack Hussein Dolemite Obama at his word when he claims that he's a Christian. Others accuse him of being a closet Muslim. But Obama shook the Judeo-Christian world to its ...
The Week's Most Kinetic, Magnetic, and Epigenetic Headlines NATIONAL REVIEW POOPS ON TRUMP National Review magazine is a leading light of the American conservative movement widely known for firing writers the moment they say something remotely interesting or vital. Last Thursday night the hoary, ...
The Week's Most Mysterious, Delirious, and Unserious Headlines AL SHARPTON COMPARES HOLLYWOOD TO THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS The Right Reverend Al Sharpton is a black man of God who used to be very fat yet has become almost alarmingly scrawny of late. When he isn’t sticking his beak into one ...
The Week's Most Specious, Facetious, and Diecious Headlines KEEPING MUSLIM RAPISTS AT ARM's LENGTH As Germans rang in the New Year, there were multiple reports of mob-style sexual assaults perpetrated by men of "North African or Arabic" appearance upon native women in every major German ...
The Week’s Most Feckless, Reckless, and Neckless Headlines THE FALSE EPIDEMIC OF RACIST POLICE SHOOTINGS Despite all the illiterate and innumerate yapping and yelping and yipping that has clogged public discourse over the past year like freshly poured cement lodged in a desiccated colon, the ...
The Week's Most Bumptious, Scrumptious, and Presumptuous Headlines FEAR AND SCHLONGING ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL Donald Trump, who according to rumor is secretly planning to name our Solar System after himself before he dies, launched an “Astonishingly Sexist Attack” on the diminutive and ...
The Week's Most Antithetical, Heretical, and Asymmetrical Headlines ABUSING MUSLIMS IN PUBLIC Last week across this wonderful, bounteous, and sun-spackled land that we pretend is a nation, Americans were charged with committing crimes against Muslims. In each of the following cases, the criminal ...
The Week's Most Frumpy, Grumpy, and Trumpy Headlines TIME MAGAZINE’S MERKEL CIRCLE JERK TIME magazine has selected German Chancellor and part-time nude model Angela Merkel as its “Person of the Year,” because to call her “Man of the Year” would be sexist, even though ...
