The Week's Most Prophetic, Synthetic, and Prosthetic Headlines RAPPER's ANKLE MONITOR GOES OFF DURING WHITE HOUSE "MINORITY YOUTH EMPOWERMENT" PROGRAM With his disgusting sourpuss scowl and floppy man-boobs, rapper Rick Ross may be the most physically repulsive entertainer on Earth. Born ...
The Week's Dingiest, Stingiest, and Cringiest Headlines CANADIAN TRANNY SHRIEKS AT “SHREK” If you’re a young “transgender man” in Canada who’s hoping to have a nice evening out with your mom watching a local production of Shrek: The Musical, you should be aware ...
The Week's Most Laggard, Staggered, and Haggard Headlines BILL CLINTON YELLS AT BLACK PEOPLE, ALMOST APOLOGIZES Cigar-loving former president and current domestic abuse survivor William Jefferson Clinton earned our temporary respect last Thursday in Philadelphia when he barked back at the serial ...
The Week's Weakest, Bleakest, and Meekest Headlines THE SAN FRANCISCO DREADLOCK INCIDENT A sterling example of leftist auto-cannibalism comes to us this week from the Cesar Chavez Student Center at San Francisco State University. A 46-second video posted to YouTube that already has over three ...
The Week's Most Inscrutable, Unsuitable, and Irrefutable Headlines THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS ISLAMOPHOBIA The deadliest terrorist attacks in Belgian history occurred last Tuesday morning in Brussels"the home of the European Parliament and a city that is fully one-quarter Muslim"as ...
The Week's Most Lyrical, Empirical, and Satirical Headlines HULK HOGAN BODY-SLAMS GAWKER MEDIA Gawker Media is a massively successful digital pseudo-news empire whose apparent mission is to destroy the personal life of anyone deemed politically unacceptable by their almost entirely pampered and ...
The Week's Most Dramatic, Dogmatic, and Traumatic Headlines U.S. SOLDIERS SUBJECTED TO "WHITE PRIVILEGE" BRAINWASHING The website Judicial Watch has obtained US Department of the Army documents showing that 400 soldiers at Fort Gordon, GA were forced to watch a PowerPoint presentation ...
The Week's Dinkiest, Stinkiest, and Kinkiest Headlines A VERY RACIAL OSCARS The "white" people who control Hollywood and the Academy Awards"and therefore dictate how Americans think about cultural issues and selectively remember history"squirmed in self-flagellating delight as ...
The Week's Puniest, Looniest, and Gooniest Headlines BEN CARSON: BARACK OBAMA WAS "RAISED WHITE" Narcoleptic presidential candidate Ben Carson suddenly awoke from a thousand-year coma to announce that our current president, Barack Rudy Ray Moore Obama, was “raised white.” ...
The Week's Most Divisive, Derisive, and Indecisive Headlines POPE SLAMS TRUMP; TRUMP HITS BACK AND WINS Suspected globalist tool Pope Francis took a swipe at Our Glorious Future Leader Donald Trump last week, only to timidly retreat when Trump fired back. At the tail end of a six-day trip to ...
