The Week's Sleaziest, Cheesiest, and Breeziest Headlines POST-BREXIT HATE EXPLOSION Just as the gentle and enlightened proponents of One World Government warned, England has turned into a toxic cesspool of festering race hatred ever since its dumb and xenophobic electorate foolishly chose to ...
The Week's Most Quixotic, Robotic, and Idiotic Headlines WORLD RECOILS IN SHOCK AND HORROR AS BRITAIN VOTES TO BECOME BRITISH AGAIN Because English voters are small-minded, xenophobic, Islamophobic, pasty-skinned, elderly cretins stubbornly clawing onto the wrong side of history, they ignored the ...
The Week's Most Terse, Adverse, and Perverse Headlines HARLEM PASTOR BRINGS NEW MEANING TO THE TERM “FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL” Pastor James David Manning of Harlem’s ATLAH World Missionary Church proudly carries on the tradition of hilariously unabashed clerical gay-bashing made famous ...
The Week’s Most Vile, Mercantile, and Senile Headlines ((((COMBATING ANTI-SEMITISM ONLINE))) The Anti-Defamation League is a wonderful and righteous organization that stands ever vigilant against the merest suggestion that Jewish people"who, in case you weren’t aware were ...
The Week's Most Sectarian, Contrarian, and Barbarian Headlines GORILLA LIVES MATTER America in 2016 is a place where male gorillas who are trapped living in urban areas can be shot dead in cold blood, yet all anyone seems to care about is whether some black people had their feelings hurt. Such ...
The Week's Most Agitated, Denigrated, and Constipated Headlines CANADA PROPOSES IMPRISONMENT FOR ANTI-TRANNY "HATE SPEECH" Canada is a giant nation just north of the USA that sprawls the North American continent east-to-west. But very few people pay attention to Canada, largely because it ...
The Week's Most Paranoid, Schizoid, and Negroid Headlines BLACK LIVES MATTER ORGANIZER CHARGED WITH PIMPING Black Lives Matter is undeniably the most important and inspirational civil-rights movement of our time, which is why it really, really sucks that a prominent BLM organizer has been arrested ...
The Week's Weepiest, Sleepiest, and Creepiest Headlines BARACK OBAMA RUBS AMERICA's NOSE IN HIS BLACKNESS As the final months wane in the presidency of our transformational and sparkling leader Barack Dindu Obama, our nation’s first caramel-colored president went to the historically black ...
The Week's Most Ill-Bred, Misread, and Brain-Dead Headlines TRUMP WINS, GOP THROWS TANTRUM Last Tuesday in the Indiana primary, Donald Trump delivered what amounted to an electoral anal-fisting to the two remaining GOP presidential candidates. Shocked, stunned, beaten, defeated, defanged, ...
The Week's Grumpiest, Frumpiest, and Trumpiest Headlines LA RAZA GREETS TRUMP IN CALIFORNIA Mexico is such a wonderful country, its residents are constantly fleeing it for the United States. Although Mexicans invented virtually nothing and are cognitively disadvantaged compared to American ...
