Ilhan Omar

The Week That Perished

In case you were unaware—or, more likely, you were so keenly aware that you decided it was wise to keep your mouth shut decades ago, which is why you still have a job and aren’t homeless or in federal prison—we’re currently trapped in a culture that is so suffocatingly hostile toward ...

Francisco Franco

The Week That Perished

Socialists believe in equality and that all disparities in performance are due to hatred and greed rather than disparities in ability, which is supremely ...

The Week That Perished

China—birthplace of the coronavirus and the place where it was possibly invented—is a nation of 1.4 billion people, roughly three of whom are free to speak their mind at any given ...

Amber Heard

The Week That Perished

At this point, it’s safer never to open your mouth. Just let everyone else yell at you, and we’ll all live happily ever ...

Lamington

The Week That Perished

Anti-whiteness gives people of all races an excuse to be racist in the name of ...

Michael Bloomberg

The Week That Perished

Did you ever get the sense that half of the world sees a completely different world than you ...

Vince Vaughn

The Week That Perished

If the Times actually practiced journalism instead of peddling ideology, they would realize that to qualify as a “white nationalist,” much less an “open” one, someone would have had to have said, at least once in their 70+ years, something along the lines of “I desire an all-white ...

The Week That Perished

Ricky Gervais is a British comedian who strikes us as effeminate, but that might be because all British males strike us as ...

Major General Qassem Soleimani

The Week That Perished

We suggest they rename it Suck My Dixie Highway and deal with Florida’s innumerable real-life ...

Robert De Niro

The Week That Perished

The Week’s Crustiest, Rustiest, and Mustiest Headlines ROBERT DE NIRO EXPRESSES WEIRD SCATOLOGICAL SEXUAL FANTASY ABOUT DONALD TRUMP Robert De Niro is a formerly great actor who, alas, has gone paunchy and senile. Along with everyone else in the entertainment industry, De Niro received the memo ...