Dr. Queerlove: Or, How America Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Bum

Can Americans today really sleep safely in their own beds at night? Not with so many militant homosexuals wandering around. In late August, the media revealed that a highly qualified lady (she’s brown, left-wing, female, and obsessed with DEI) named Sneha Nair had been appointed as Special ...

Islam for Dummies: Does Being Muslim Make You Thick?

One of the lesser-reported consequences of the recent anti-immigrant race riots here in England has been the shock news that the nation’s many superintelligent Muslims are now seriously considering emigrating immediately. According to the little-known Harris Bokhari, who apparently advises the ...

Victorian memorial statue of Florence Nightingale in Westminster, London

The Old Woman Who Swallowed a Lie—That Immigration Works

Imagine being stabbed by a man with a big knife, who then offered to sell you some handy bandages at half price, before expecting you to be grateful for it. Here in the U.K., that lovely generous binding-peddler is David Lammy. The nation’s new Foreign Secretary in more ways than one, Lammy is a ...

Greta Thunberg

Little Green Greta: Is GT an ET?

Back in September 2019, as Greta Thunberg gave yet another 100 percent recycled speech about climate change to the U.N. to predictable applause from the great and the good, ever eager to outdo one another in the game of competitive moral pedophilia that then surrounded her every word, over in ...

White Riot: Anarchy in the U.K.

“White riot—I wanna riot—white riot—a riot of my own!” So sang U.K. punk rockers the Clash in their 1977 debut single, “White Riot.” Well, now Britain has numerous white riots of its own, all across the country, following the recent mass stabbing of little girls at a dance class in ...

Paris, France

Paris 2024: When Queerness Sank Fully In-Seine

Perhaps the most instructive faux pas during the controversial Olympics opening ceremony in Paris on 26 July was the moment when the South Korean team was incorrectly labeled as the North Korean team instead. You can see how the confusion may have arisen. Not so long ago, we Western democracies ...

Dear England? Dear God!

I must admit to slightly mixed feelings about Argentina’s current libertarian President Javier Milei. On the one hand, he is a mentally disturbed chainsaw-wielding nutcase who has established a private kennel-cabinet of cloned psychic dogs who he thinks give him legitimate financial advice (see ...

The Democracy of Dementia: Bye Then, Biden

I have never been able to take the political opinions of movie stars terribly seriously. Whilst still a young English teacher, I once taught a future famous Hollywood actress, whom I shall not embarrass by naming here. During a class discussion about politics one day, this girl, then aged 17, ...

Europe Disunited

Sport is well-known for bringing people together. Over in France, for example, ahead of this summer’s Paris Olympics, after President Macron promised to go for a dip in the Seine to prove how clean he had now made the river for swimmers, Parisians of all colors and creeds united as one—and ...

They Dream of Genies

In light of all the celebrations of the 80th anniversary of D-Day last month, I finally got around to digging out the old service record of my grandfather, who served across Africa and the Middle East as a Military Policeman in the British Royal Air Force (RAF) during WWII. As a child, I greatly ...