Get Low: Stellar Cast, Shoddy Screenplay

Get Low, a dramedy starring venerable elders Robert Duvall, Bill Murray, and Cissy Spacek, is promisingly based on a prime slab of Old, Weird Americana: the true 1938 story of an elderly hillbilly (played by Duvall) who hired an undertaker (Murray) to throw him a huge funeral before he died. The ...

Farewell, A Vaguely Accurate Portrayal of the Cold War

We won the Cold War two decades ago. Do we yet know why? As T.S. Eliot noted in Gerontion, “History has many cunning passages, contrived corridors…” In 1945, Winston Churchill banned all mention of the immense Ultra project that had broken the Nazi Enigma code. Ultra's 1974 ...

Viva Le Donne di Berlusconi, Viva Italia!

In April, I noted that television ratings indicate that sports audiences skew Republican and entertainment audiences Democratic. "€œWhich is more useful to control for propagandizing for your Party: the games or the stories?"€ I asked portentously. An astute reader pointed to Italy, however, ...

The Kids Are… Totally Overrated

The limited-release comedy The Kids Are All Right has driven critics into paroxysms of praise. For instance, the normally low-key A.O. Scott enthused in the New York Times as follows: "€œsuperlative,"€ "€œoutrageously funny,"€ "€œheartbreaking,"€ "€œcanny,"€ "€œagile,"€ ...

Twilight Hit for the Same Reasons Knight and Day Flopped

Believe it or not, it's worth comparing a current box office smash—The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, a Mormon teen vampire romance—to a dud—Knight and Day, an expensive Cameron Diaz-Tom Cruise thriller parody. Knight and Day is expertly made and consistently entertaining, while the ...

Low-Scoring Soccer Appeals to the Masses

Is the grindingly low scoring in the World Cup soccer tournament a bug or"€”as I"€™m finally starting to suspect"€”a feature? Could it be that the World Cup's global popularity is not so much despite all the nil-nil draws as because of the grimness of the scores? The three-match mini-season ...

With Toy Story 3, Pixar Wins Disney Divorce Battle

In 1965, Gordon Moore of Intel noted that silicon chips had been quickly doubling in transistor density, and forecasted that computers would continue to get twice as powerful every 18 months to infinity and beyond! (Or words to roughly that effect"€””Moore's Law” soon entered the ...

Coco & Igor: An Affair to Remember

The astringent new romance film Coco Chanel & Igor Stravinsky might be the arthouse equivalent of that often-proposed high concept blockbuster Superman & Batman. Instead of "€œWho would win in a fight: Batman or Superman?"€ Dutch director Jan Kounen delivers: "€œWho would win in an ...

Jeunet’s Micmacs: Amélie 2.0, Minus Audrey

Micmacs is an extravagantly ambitious blend of Charlie Chaplin's silent City Lights and Modern Times, Jacques Tati's clever but impersonal visual comedies, and Steven Soderbergh's Ocean's 11 caper flicks. It is Jean-Pierre Jeunet's first movie since his two hits starring Audrey Tautou: the ...

The Lakers”€™ Wilt Chamberlain is Still a Superstar

Starting Thursday, the Boston Celtics and the Los Angeles Lakers meet for the twelfth time in the National Basketball Association finals. The Lakers have traditionally showcased superstars, from George Mikan, the NBA's first big man in the 1940s, through Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Shaquille ...