Come and Get Me, You Fairies!

Normally I wouldn"€™t subject you to two columns in a row about Canadian goings-on, but I see my new topic has already been deemed worthy of attention here, at "€œThe Week That Perished."€ "€œCanada Proposes Imprisonment for Anti-Tranny "€˜Hate Speech"€™"€ topped the list: Trudeau ...

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau

The Elbow Incident

It was an accident. Then again, so was Chappaquiddick. No, Canada's Liberal Prime Minister Justin Trudeau didn"€™t kill anybody. Dammit. Because, what with his majority parliament, nothing less than a murder charge could (maybe) get this damn guy ejected from office after only seven months. ...

You Don”€™t Have to Be Crazy to Be Scott Adams, But It Helps

Leon Neyfakh writes for Slate so, big surprise, his article "€œThey Totally Knew: The People Who Foresaw the Rise of Donald Trump"€ doesn"€™t include a single prognostication that dates past last summer. That's because all genuinely vintage "€œPresident Trump"€ predictions were made in ...

Havana, Cuba

Yankee Come Back!

I know there are married couples comprised of one liberal and one conservative, the same way I "€œknow"€ there are fans of pegging, blood pudding, and Dixieland jazz. That is to say: I can"€™t resign myself to the existence of these (rumored) realities. As I"€™ve said before, I don"€™t ...

Lena Dunham

The Shallow End of the Dead Pool

"€œIt now seems rare for a week to pass without a significant celebrity death being reported,"€ the BBC intoned after Prince's demise, adding that they"€™d already run almost five times more obituaries this year than during the same period in 2012. The passing of Lemmy, David Bowie, and ...

Saints Alive!

It's spring, and so a young Catholic girl's fancy turns to picking out a confirmation name. Being kid-free, I was only reminded of this when a friend mentioned his daughter's struggle to settle on one. We females are fickle enough about Halloween costumes or even wedding gowns (watch Say Yes to ...

Bono

Typhoid Bono Testifies

"€œSurely this is the stupidest shit I"€™ve ever said.... "€œIf you can"€™t grab public attention by standing up before the U.S. Senate and saying that Chris Rock, Amy Schumer, and Sacha Baron Cohen should go to the Middle East to battle ISIS, then I give up."€ Am I really alone among ...

Kitty Genovese

Kitty Genovese: The Global Warming of Crime

Through malice or incompetence, they"€™ve gotten a lot wrong"€”from Stalin's famine to the date of the moon landing"€”but factor out anything under Jayson Blair's byline, and this famous lede likely holds the New York Times record for the most factual errors in a single paragraph: For more ...

An Evening With the “€œRape Me First, Kill Me Last”€ Crowd

"€œLeaving the house was my first mistake."€ That's an old running gag on my blog (along with "€œApartheid: Was it all bad?"€ and "€œJournalists: Your moral and intellectual superiors!"€). It's not just that I"€™m a demi-agoraphobic introvert with palsied social skills. It's that ...

Rob Ford

St. Rob Ford the Baptist

They won"€™t have Rob Ford to stub their toes on anymore. Last week, the ex"€“Toronto mayor, struck by a rare form of cancer, was checked into palliative care, the "€œcouples counseling"€ of medical science. Being the only conservative they know, a friend was tapped to write Ford's obit ...