Charlotte Dawson

The Anonymous Misogynist Online Army

Male readers who live and work in estrogen-rich environments may beg to differ, but it looks like women’s menstrual cycles may not sync up after all. (Amusingly, it’s a female scientist who says they do and a bunch of male scientists who say they don’t.) However, I"€™ve ...

Betty Ford

Big Boob Is a Bust

As recently as the early 1970s, millions of Americans couldn"€™t say the word "€œcancer"€ out loud, let alone "€œbreast."€ Although All in the Family had broached the taboo topic in 1973, it was still a big deal a year later when new First Lady Betty Ford announced matter of factly ...

Ziggy Stardust aka David Bowie

50 Shades of Faggotry

It’s Black History Month, but gays are the new blacks, so let’s dip into some timely homosexual lore: On Valentine’s Day, 1974, we were informed that “David Bowie turned down a Gay Liberation group who asked him to compose the ‘world’s first Gay National ...

Hugh Hefner

A Lust for Lolitas

She was an atheist and I’m a (half-assed) Catholic, so neither one of us is supposed to believe in karma. But I like to think that just before a thieving employee hacked her to pieces, that cuntish human toothache known as Madalyn Murray O’Hair pondered the possibility that she was ...

Pete Seeger

If I Had a Sickle

After tormenting the rest of us for nigh on a century, last week that unrepentant communist and multimillionaire folk “singer” Pete Seeger was shipped off to the Devil’s gulag. I awoke to the welcome news via a friend's email that had the subject line “Finally.” (This ...

Organs of State

As Marx famously noted, “History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.” But before said “history” gets to repeat itself, it has to be born. And when “tragedy” and “farce” mate for that purpose, they often switch positions. Have you ...

Robert de Niro

Psychos and Psychopaths of the Silver Screen

Samuel Leistedt has my dream job. The Belgian forensic psychology professor and his team watched 400 movies and diagnosed 126 characters as true psychopaths. They concluded that many famous movie crazies don’t fit the diagnostic criteria. Psycho (1960), for example, is about a psychotic, ...

Tim Pat Coogan

The Irish Genocide Sweepstakes

Sure, the Irish are a little slow, but it took them longer than you’d think to leap onto the “genocide” bandwagon (or should that be “cattle car”?). Recently released in paperback, historian Tim Pat Coogan’s tellingly titled The Famine Plot is the latest volley ...

George Smitherman

The Man Who Almost Became Toronto’s Crazy Mayor

George Smitherman is supposed to be the mayor of Toronto. During the 2010 election, the former deputy premier was the liberal elite's standard-bearer. Sure, his name was attached to a few sordid, multi-million-dollar political disasters, but that’s true of pretty much every career politician ...

Alice Munro

2013: Reminiscences and Prognostications

"€™Tis the season of reminiscence and prognostication. Let's get the future out of the way first. I"€™ve made the same three predictions every January for the last thirty years: 1. Margaret Atwood will win the Nobel Prize in Literature; 2. Plastic surgeons will perfect "€œhand lifts"€ ...