Dear Delphi, I am a single dad and this morning I found my cute, sweet, 17-year-old daughter passed out in the driver’s seat in our driveway. I am scared to death and angry. What can I do to keep her safe? "Dumbstruck Dad in D.C. Dear Dumbstruck Dad in D.C., There is only one way ...
Dear Delphi, I have offered my daughter-in-law all sorts of economic bribes: private school for her children, an all-expenses-paid vacation"even a free house"but nothing works. She still will not leave my son. I want her to leave because I think my son is crazy and is going to ruin my ...
Dear Delphi, I am a 40-year-old man and about six years ago I told my then-girlfriend to abort our unborn child, which she did. Now I would really like to find someone and become a father. I feel like I lost my chance, but more than that I feel really guilty about telling my ex to get an abortion. ...
Dear Delphi, Will I survive being a middle-aged white male? I turn 47 in March. I have been married 23 years and have four kids. During the course of the past year, I have watched myself do more insane things than ever in my life, as if I were watching helplessly as some crummy B movie played out ...
Dear Delphi, My 63-year-old husband behaved terribly on Christmas Eve. He got a bit drunk and stared"really stared"at my 30-year-old son's cute little 24-year-old girlfriend all night! I can put up with the drinking, but the ogling has put me in a foul mood"not so much because of my ...
Dear Delphi, I am a father of three sons and am having two of them with their children and wives over for Christmas lunch. I really do not want to invite my third son, but I would like to see his children. Can I invite everyone except him? "Christmas Dilemma in Aberdeen Dear Christmas ...
Dear Delphi, I cheat on my wife almost every time I go on a business trip. I feel badly, but I can"t seem to stop. I think I should tell her. What do you think? "Cheataholic in Chatham Dear Cheataholic in Chatham, If you don"t want to leave your wife, don"t tell her about your ...
Dear Delphi, The other day I was in the airport and became an unlucky recipient of the enhanced pat-down procedure; they touched my breasts and inside my legs, looking for bombs. I feel it is a total violation of my liberties and I want it to stop. What can I do? Can we stop the ...
Dear Delphi, I want my husband to get a vasectomy. I don"t want to die before him and have him remarry some young hussy and have more children. I think this is more than reasonable, but he balks at the idea. What can I do? "Vasectomy in Vienna Dear Vasectomy in Vienna, You are being ...
Dear Delphi, I am a 58-year-old man and I am considering getting hair plugs. What do you think? "Hair Loss in Hartford Dear Hair Loss in Hartford, I don"t think men need hair plugs; they need to accept their hair and get a good haircut. An older man with too much hair, dyed hair, a ...
