Donald Trump: Carnage Recruiter

Of all the people I don"€™t envy, of all the unfortunates who labor away at the type of dirty jobs that would make Mike Rowe throw his hands up in frustration, the ones I pity the most are Muslim apologists. Sisyphus has nothing on these poor bastards. Muslim apologists are like children who ...

A Christmas Miracle: CNN Discovers “€œJewish Terrorism”€!

Well, I"€™ll be damned. The mainstream media has finally discovered the Jewish Defense League. And only a decade or two too late. But why nitpick? Any old fool can condemn a terrorist group while it's actively threatening and murdering people, but CNN didn"€™t get where it is today (the ...

The Nazi Kid From Brooklyn

History must always be remembered, except when it shouldn"€™t. No one will ever claim that adage, but many people adhere to it, one way or another. Pity the person with a history that disturbs a popular narrative. In the blink of an eye, "€œnever forget"€ can become "€œnever remind."€ ...

Sum Ting Wong

According to CBS"€™ L.A. affiliates, neighbors of Muslim mass murderers Syed Farook and Tashfeen Malik noticed some very suspicious things going on at the couple's apartment in the days and weeks leading to the horrific massacre that took fourteen lives, but they chose not to report anything, for ...

The French Deflection

No one plays "€œfollow the leader"€ better than leftists; no one can mindlessly copy talking points like they do. It's one of the reasons liberals excel in academia and Hollywood, two industries in which imitation is rewarded and independent thought punished. Mindless aping exists among ...

Old White Guys and the Chuck Norris Rule

As this is Thanksgiving week, I thought I"€™d take a break from Muslim terrorists and social justice warriors and all the other negative stuff to give thanks for something positive that happened in 2015. In two separate but similar criminal cases that were resolved this year, a precedent was ...

Let the Bastards Be Scared

In the early 1970s, Paramount decided to make a feature film based on the Star Trek TV series. An early story idea was presented by the legendarily irascible writer Harlan Ellison. Like all sci-fi, Ellison's concept was dense and convoluted, so I"€™ll give you the broad strokes: A powerful alien ...

Rise of the Victim Conquerors

As Sweden crumbles under the weight of an unassimilable minority, as the Swedish foreign minister claims that her country is facing collapse due to a flood of refugees, my thoughts flash back to 1998, and a lengthy, contentious dinner I had with one of the preeminent progenitors of multiracial and ...

Give Me Back My Holocaust!

What has the world come to when a Jew can"€™t exploit the Holocaust? And not just any Jew, but the prime minister of Israel. Oy gevalt! As most of the world knows by now, Benjamin Netanyahu's ham-fisted attempt to blame "€œGrand Mufti"€ Haj Amin al-Husseini for giving Hitler the idea to kill ...

The Last Laugh

When a San Francisco high school principal named Lena Van Haren withheld student-body election results last week due to a lack of black and Latino winners (the victorious candidates were Asian and white), the right exploded in understandable anger. To conservative commentators, the principal's ...