How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Don

In early 2013, former Saturday Night Live cast member Victoria Jackson, the ditzy blonde who took up space on the show in the late 1980s before fading into obscurity, posted an essay on her website titled "€œWhy Isn"€™t There a White History Month?"€ I"€™m quite certain that as she was ...

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints' Temple, Salt Lake City, Utah

Big Willie’s and Huge Polynesians

Apparently, Mormons have a pathological hatred of Polynesians. Who knew? I certainly didn"€™t, until last week's perfunctory "€œlook how racist those white devils are"€ national news story brought it to my attention. It seems a bartender at a Salt Lake City joint called Big Willie's pulled a ...

Lonnie David Franklin Jr.

Making the Grim Sleeper’s Bed

The "€œGrim Sleeper"€ went on trial in L.A. last week. Fifty-seven-year-old Lonnie David Franklin Jr. is accused of murdering at least eleven women (and one man) in a string of serial killings in South Los Angeles in the late 1980s and early 2000s (the name "€œGrim Sleeper"€ was derived ...

Hypocrites in High Places

You know you"€™re getting old when you can remember a time when Canadians were funny on purpose. John Candy, Harold Ramis, Eugene Levy, the entire SCTV crew. Back then, Canadians invited the world to laugh with their nation, not at it. How things have changed. These days, Canadians are still ...

The Good Humor Rapist

One of the biggest viral stories on social media last week was a laughably idiotic Finnish "€œhow to"€ video that ostensibly demonstrates the proper way for women to defend themselves against rapists. The video, produced by state-run broadcaster Yle, reveals the top three police-certified ...

“€œThey Was Scaring Me”€

If there is any justice in the world, Ricky Javon Gray has only six weeks left to live. On New Year's Day 2006, Gray and an accomplice tortured and murdered an entire family in Richmond, Va. Bryan Harvey, 49 years old, a fairly accomplished musician (formerly with the band House of Freaks), was ...

Sunset Blvd

“€œI Would Like to Shank the Academy…”€

So apparently the Academy Awards are now the most racist, evil thing in the world, having surpassed the left's last most racist, evil thing in the world (what was that again? Halloween costumes? Interracial wrestling? It's so hard to keep track). The tragic fact that for the second year in a row no ...

All’s Fair in the Skin Game

In the summer of 2002, a young white woman named Valinda Elliott set out from Phoenix on a business trip with her boss. The two were trying to locate a tiny speck of a town called Young, Ariz., population 666 (talk about a bad omen). They took a wrong turn and became lost in the desert, in a remote ...

Netflix and Shill

Last week I decided to "€œbinge-watch"€ the hit Netflix series Making a Murderer. I mean, I needed something to do with my time as I nursed the shattered femur I incurred from jumping off a bridge because everyone else did. Almost immediately upon launching my binge, I found myself fighting a ...

The Power of a Bad Idea

In early 2012, a conservative blogger I had never heard of named Brooks Bayne, who apparently had a website of some sort (and who, according to some, is a white nationalist), published a piece about the leftist boyfriend of Sandra Fluke, the feminist barnacle who made a small stain on the political ...