The Bubbafly Effect

Growing up in L.A. in the late "€™60s and early "€™70s, I certainly had my fill of hippies (and then some). And I have to say, the hippies of that time weren"€™t all bad. Slovenly, spoiled, self-righteous, sure. But some of their rhetoric was totally on point. "€œAlways question yer ...

Aborting the Working Class

It would be an ignominious defeat worthy of a Shakespearean tragedy if abortion ends up being the issue that derails Trumpas the Tank Engine. By claiming that there would have to be "€œsome form of punishment"€ levied against any woman who would dare get an abortion in Donald Trump's ...

A Heaping Helping of Hitlers

The left's grip on reality has never exactly been vise-like. But it seems to me that leftists are losing it"€”more than usual"€”over Trump. And I"€™m no Trump fan, to be sure. Last week I was amused to see myself involuntarily added to the Wikipedia page of "€œprominent individuals"€ ...

Nancy Reagan

Nancy Reagan’s Bitter Fruits

In its never-ending search for scapegoats, the left has decided that Nancy Reagan bears full responsibility for her husband's response to the AIDS crisis (apparently, attacking first ladies is totally cool as long as their name isn"€™t Michelle Obama). With a pace that probably rivaled the speed ...

Kunta Kinte

Tomorrow Belongs to Mí

The factually challenged (and largely plagiarized) 1977 TV miniseries Roots had an undeniable influence on how millions of Americans, black and white, view the era of slavery. A standout moment in this well-made piece of historical hooey occurs shortly after Kunta Kinte, the proud African (is there ...

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Don

In early 2013, former Saturday Night Live cast member Victoria Jackson, the ditzy blonde who took up space on the show in the late 1980s before fading into obscurity, posted an essay on her website titled "€œWhy Isn"€™t There a White History Month?"€ I"€™m quite certain that as she was ...

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints' Temple, Salt Lake City, Utah

Big Willie’s and Huge Polynesians

Apparently, Mormons have a pathological hatred of Polynesians. Who knew? I certainly didn"€™t, until last week's perfunctory "€œlook how racist those white devils are"€ national news story brought it to my attention. It seems a bartender at a Salt Lake City joint called Big Willie's pulled a ...

Lonnie David Franklin Jr.

Making the Grim Sleeper’s Bed

The "€œGrim Sleeper"€ went on trial in L.A. last week. Fifty-seven-year-old Lonnie David Franklin Jr. is accused of murdering at least eleven women (and one man) in a string of serial killings in South Los Angeles in the late 1980s and early 2000s (the name "€œGrim Sleeper"€ was derived ...

Hypocrites in High Places

You know you"€™re getting old when you can remember a time when Canadians were funny on purpose. John Candy, Harold Ramis, Eugene Levy, the entire SCTV crew. Back then, Canadians invited the world to laugh with their nation, not at it. How things have changed. These days, Canadians are still ...

The Good Humor Rapist

One of the biggest viral stories on social media last week was a laughably idiotic Finnish "€œhow to"€ video that ostensibly demonstrates the proper way for women to defend themselves against rapists. The video, produced by state-run broadcaster Yle, reveals the top three police-certified ...