Sen. J.D. Vance

Pick the Hillbilly Trump

Now that it looks like Trump is seriously going to be the Republican nominee for president, who should his vice president be? If he's headed for a catastrophic, 1964-style defeat, then he should definitely pick Nikki Haley or Kari Lake. Another four years of Joe Biden will be a disaster for the ...

Stormy Daniels

Stormy Daniels: The Rosa Parks of Porn Stars

I notice a tiny, almost infinitesimal, difference in the treatment of women who accuse Republican presidents of sexual misconduct compared to women who accuse Democrats. See if you can spot the difference. Stormy Daniels is the stripper and porn star who tried to extort Donald Trump when he was ...

Police Officer Stuck in BLM Nightmare

It must be a shock to police officers busting up campus protests to be cheered, rather than jeered, as they have been since the police shooting of Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri, a decade ago -- a completely justified shooting, according to President Obama's Justice Department. The anti-Israel ...

Proud Boys, Virginia 2020

Hate Watchdogs Need Glasses

Too bad the Jewish students being harassed on campuses don't have the Proud Boys around to protect them. They can thank the Anti-Defamation League's Jonathan Greenblatt for making that impossible. Greenblatt could see right through the Proud Boys' stated mission of supporting Western Civilization. ...

Abraham Hamadeh

Trump Not Sending His Best

Picture your ideal Republican candidate. Would they look something like this? 1. An "anchor baby" (technically, "illegal immigrant"); 2. Parents were illegal aliens from Syria, who avoided being deported only because of their "American citizen" anchor baby, i.e. "the candidate"; 3. Father ...

O.J. Simpson

The Post-O.J. Verdict Paradise

O.J. Simpson's death last week reminded me of the glorious period in American history when we finally got liberals to stop their infernal race baiting. It came right after O.J. was found not guilty of a double murder he'd obviously committed. That too-brief suspension of racial agitation, what ...

The Beautiful Humanity on Death Row

The New York Times is weeping over the death penalty again, publishing a glowing review of Nashville reporter Steven Hale's book Death Row Welcomes You. Obviously, it's an important book, since only 1 million journalists have already written about their touching and personal relationships with men ...

Does the New York Times Actually Care About Mass Shootings?

Did you know there was a mass shooting in Indianapolis over the weekend? I briefly saw it on a news crawl, but didn't hear another word about it, so, by Monday, I assumed I had dreamt it. Nope. There was a real mass shooting, sending seven kids aged 12 to 17 to the hospital, one in critical ...

NYC Subway: Where Safety is Job No. 319 or So

I'm excited to announce a new acquisition for my New York Times museum! It's an article from the March 24 edition titled, "What Would Make the Subway Feel Safer? Experts Have 5 Suggestions." Appropriating from mid-20th-century works, when the streets ran with blood, none of the "experts" suggested ...

Too Dumb for Harvard? Lemon’s Too Dumb for Twitter

Interviewing Elon Musk this week, former CNN host Don Lemon demonstrated the real-life consequences of affirmative action. Interestingly enough, Lemon himself is an affirmative action beneficiary who miraculously hung on at CNN despite committing one moronic gaffe after another (maybe he's just ...