Picture your ideal Republican candidate. Would they look something like this? 1. An "anchor baby" (technically, "illegal immigrant"); 2. Parents were illegal aliens from Syria, who avoided being deported only because of their "American citizen" anchor baby, i.e. "the candidate"; 3. Father ...
O.J. Simpson's death last week reminded me of the glorious period in American history when we finally got liberals to stop their infernal race baiting. It came right after O.J. was found not guilty of a double murder he'd obviously committed. That too-brief suspension of racial agitation, what ...
The New York Times is weeping over the death penalty again, publishing a glowing review of Nashville reporter Steven Hale's book Death Row Welcomes You. Obviously, it's an important book, since only 1 million journalists have already written about their touching and personal relationships with men ...
Did you know there was a mass shooting in Indianapolis over the weekend? I briefly saw it on a news crawl, but didn't hear another word about it, so, by Monday, I assumed I had dreamt it. Nope. There was a real mass shooting, sending seven kids aged 12 to 17 to the hospital, one in critical ...
I'm excited to announce a new acquisition for my New York Times museum! It's an article from the March 24 edition titled, "What Would Make the Subway Feel Safer? Experts Have 5 Suggestions." Appropriating from mid-20th-century works, when the streets ran with blood, none of the "experts" suggested ...
Interviewing Elon Musk this week, former CNN host Don Lemon demonstrated the real-life consequences of affirmative action. Interestingly enough, Lemon himself is an affirmative action beneficiary who miraculously hung on at CNN despite committing one moronic gaffe after another (maybe he's just ...
Republicans' embrace of "diversity" has been an unmitigated disaster, as illustrated most recently by Sen. Katie Britt, whose response to President Biden's State of the Union address came with a double dose of diversity. Why was this first-term senator chosen? To boost her reelection chances? ...
With the Biden administration hauling in millions of "newcomers" (the latest euphemism for illegal aliens) from booming economies like Venezuela, Senegal and Haiti, we seem to be getting a Kate Steinle every day. Among the recent atrocities committed by Our Greatest Strength is the savage murder ...
According to media reports, Andrew Cuomo, the former governor of New York, is eyeing a run for mayor of New York City. Unfortunately for him, his top aide, Melissa DeRosa, has written a book, What's Left Unsaid, revealing that his most trusted adviser is a complete nitwit. As you may recall, I ...
After House Republicans demanded a border bill in exchange for Ukraine funding, guess which one was intentionally tanked? Pro-open-borders Republicans like Sens. Mitch McConnell, James Lankford and Lindsey Graham teamed up with Majority Leader Chuck Schumer to offer a pretend "border security" bill ...
