Please, Please More Democratic Debates!

With all the rancor in politics these days, the CNN/New York Times Democratic debate on Tuesday night delivered a rare moment of comity: Twelve Democrats agreed, apparently without compensation, to appear in a Donald Trump ad. Other points on which the Democrats came together in peace and ...

Luckily, Dems Never Have ‘Personal, Political’ Motives

Today we will answer the question: May a president ask a foreign country to investigate corruption if it serves his "personal, political" interests? The "personal, political" angle is the last gasp of the impeachment hysterics. (I'm looking at you, Sens. Rob Portman (Ohio), Susan Collins (Maine), ...

You Ask a Lot of Questions for a President

This column will explain the impeachment farce in two minutes. By the end, you will thank the media for demanding the release of Trump's phone calls with the leaders of Ukraine and Australia. What the phone transcripts demonstrate is that -- unlike the typical Republican -- Trump is not a ...

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The Transcript We Really Want to See

The transcript of President Trump's phone call with Ukrainian President Zelensky is yet another illustration of the rule: Never ask a question you don't know the answer to. But on the basis of one drama queen's overreaction to a rumor she'd heard about what was said on a phone call she didn't hear ...

Penis Story Collapses in Flaccid Hearsay

If I can produce someone who saw John Roberts' penis in college, can we get the Obamacare opinion overturned? As all MSNBC viewers are well aware, last Sunday's edition of The New York Times ran an excerpt of the book The Education of Brett Kavanaugh: An Investigation, by Robin Pogrebin and Kate ...

Mass Incarceration Saved Black America

The left has the luxury of having lost the argument on crime for the past few decades and, as a consequence, the electorate has no recollection of the living nightmare produced by Great Liberal Ideas About Crime. Brooklyn hipsters blithely go about their business, completely unaware that their ...

We Don’t Trust You

Like all Americans, I've been deeply moved and horrified by the recent spate of mass shootings. Surely, I thought, there must be some common sense gun regulations that could put an end to the carnage -- red-flag laws, longer waiting periods, age limits, something! Leaving aside the usual suspects, ...

Could I Get That Illegal ‘To Go’?

As we head into the long Labor Day weekend, here are two tips to make your holiday even more cheerful. First: Remember to watch out for drunk driving illegal aliens! The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) has issued report after report showing that Hispanics are wildly ...

Why The New York Times is Unreformable and Must Die

Even before The New York Times launched its "All Slavery, All the Time" project, no one could accuse that paper of skimping on its race coverage, particularly stories about black males killed by white(ish) police officers. Here's one you haven't heard about. I happened upon it by sheer ...

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What the El Paso Shooter Learned from Immigrants

I know who filled the El Paso mass shooter's head with murderous thoughts! Contrary to the conclusions of The New York Times' Jeremy Peters, it wasn't me and other conservatives. Peters says we caused Patrick Crusius' monstrous shooting spree by calling illegal immigrants streaming across our ...