We’ll Tell You Who’s Privileged

While waiting for a car at Union Station last Thursday night, I was treated to a giant TV screen playing Christine Blasey Ford's testimony from last year against then-nominee Brett Kavanaugh -- now Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh. The display had been arranged by feminists to protest the ...

California Dems Show us the Future. Run for Your Lives

In this column, I will prove that Democrats: 1) Don’t care about “Russians,” (Ukrainians?) or anyone else interfering with our democracy; and 2) they also don’t give a crap about guns. Let’s begin by looking at the Democrats’ Platonic ideal of a democracy: California! California is ...

Alexander Vindman

He’s a One-Man Ukrainian Lobby!

I have a confession. I behaved badly recently, and I'm just going to admit it. As a guest at a dinner party in Georgetown, I stormed in and started bossing everyone around. First, I demanded that the foyer be painted a different color and wainscoting be added to the dining room. Then I had my ...

We, Too, Can Be a Failed Latin American State

The left's enthusiasm for Third World immigrants isn't only because they vote 8-2 for the Democrats. It's that Latin American peasants seem uniquely amenable to idiotic socialist schemes. You probably think it's beyond silliness for Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren to keep promising FREE HEALTH ...

Please, Please More Democratic Debates!

With all the rancor in politics these days, the CNN/New York Times Democratic debate on Tuesday night delivered a rare moment of comity: Twelve Democrats agreed, apparently without compensation, to appear in a Donald Trump ad. Other points on which the Democrats came together in peace and ...

Luckily, Dems Never Have ‘Personal, Political’ Motives

Today we will answer the question: May a president ask a foreign country to investigate corruption if it serves his "personal, political" interests? The "personal, political" angle is the last gasp of the impeachment hysterics. (I'm looking at you, Sens. Rob Portman (Ohio), Susan Collins (Maine), ...

You Ask a Lot of Questions for a President

This column will explain the impeachment farce in two minutes. By the end, you will thank the media for demanding the release of Trump's phone calls with the leaders of Ukraine and Australia. What the phone transcripts demonstrate is that -- unlike the typical Republican -- Trump is not a ...

Nancy Pelosi

The Transcript We Really Want to See

The transcript of President Trump's phone call with Ukrainian President Zelensky is yet another illustration of the rule: Never ask a question you don't know the answer to. But on the basis of one drama queen's overreaction to a rumor she'd heard about what was said on a phone call she didn't hear ...

Penis Story Collapses in Flaccid Hearsay

If I can produce someone who saw John Roberts' penis in college, can we get the Obamacare opinion overturned? As all MSNBC viewers are well aware, last Sunday's edition of The New York Times ran an excerpt of the book The Education of Brett Kavanaugh: An Investigation, by Robin Pogrebin and Kate ...

Mass Incarceration Saved Black America

The left has the luxury of having lost the argument on crime for the past few decades and, as a consequence, the electorate has no recollection of the living nightmare produced by Great Liberal Ideas About Crime. Brooklyn hipsters blithely go about their business, completely unaware that their ...