Quarantine Game! The Kim Jong Joe Plan

We're all going crazy and running out of things to do during this endless shutdown. We've painted the dog, counted pavers in the backyard, and rearranged the spice rack alphabetically and also by color. What we really need right now is a new game! Herewith I present the Quarantine Game that I, Ann ...

Chris Cuomo

Coronavirus Doesn’t Just Kill People–It’s White?

I guess now it's OK to identify viruses by where they came from. Lately, New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo has been calling COVID-19 the "European virus" 1 million times per press conference. Here's Cuomo at a single briefing last week: "... the virus that had attacked us from Europe ... the virus came ...

Liberal Privilege in Two Tweets

This week, we'll look at two tweets that encapsulate everything that's wrong with the "white privilege" narrative consuming our nation. The Twitter account @nowthisnews posted a video of shutdown protesters yelling at police in California, Colorado and Michigan with the heading: "What would happen ...

Fried Scorpion, Beijing

Lab Theory of Wuhan Virus Cooked Up in a Neocon Lab

Just because the media say something doesn't necessarily mean it's not true. In the case of Trump's claim that COVID-19 originated in a Wuhan lab -- or as I call it, the All Cultures Are the Same! Theory -- the media are probably right. Granted, whatever the truth is, it will somehow become an ...

Q&A On the Wuhan Virus

As you can well imagine, my mailbox has been overflowing with questions about the coronavirus from precisely ZERO readers. So I decided to write my own questions. I know this is what you would be asking if you were not standing in line, outside, 6 feet apart, to purchase a quart of milk. What do ...

Trump and China: A Love Story

Liberals claim to be appalled that Trump didn't issue his stay-at-home protocols for the Wuhan virus back in January or early February. What do you think the media's reaction would have been if Trump had started babbling about a viral pandemic in the middle of his impeachment trial? Let's see. On ...

Liberalism, Like the Wuhan Virus, Will Never Die

The media are outraged that President Trump is talking about re-opening the country, following their previous position that he sure was taking his sweet time at opening up the country. Fortunately, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's death forecasts from the Wuhan coronavirus have ...

Pangolin

I’ll Have the Chicken Testicle Soup – Hold the Deadly Virus

It’s probably a coincidence, but I notice that as businesses go under, jobs are lost, careers are ended and trillions of dollars are drained from the economy, the people most avidly pushing the coronavirus panic are doing quite well. No politician or government official has taken a salary cut. ...

The Bill for Globalism Has Arrived

When the after-action report on the current pandemic is being prepared, I'm going to ask the guy with the notepad to write down: "China" and "globalists." Those words won't be on Trump's list. He can't stop gushing about how much he respects China and the American companies that have outsourced ...

How Do We Flatten the Curve on Panic?

If, as the evidence suggests, the Chinese virus is enormously dangerous to people with certain medical conditions and those over 70 years old, but a much smaller danger to those under 70, then shutting down the entire country indefinitely is probably a bad idea. But even when the time is right -- ...