The Democrats’ Guide to Losing Gracefully

Here are the times Democrats have conceded a presidential election with grace and dignity: OK, now on to my column. I hope someone is recording the media's demands that Trump supporters ACCEPT THE RESULTS OF THE ELECTION! inasmuch as the Democrats refuse to accept the results of any presidential ...

Joe Biden

What Now?

This may be the strangest election in history in that there is no evidence that any sizable group of people want Biden for president. It's his fourth time running for that office. This year, Biden lost three primaries in a row, coming in fourth in the Iowa caucus, fifth in New Hampshire a distant ...

Joe Biden

‘Ask Not What Your Country Is’ : The Biden Inaugural Address

I'm not at liberty to reveal my sources, but I have obtained a draft of President Joe Biden's inaugural address. (Trump, unfortunately, won't be there to hear it. He will be holding a competing rally at RFK Stadium, also starting at 12 noon on Jan. 20.) ** ** ** *** ...

Stumper: Should Trump Mention His Most Popular Issue?

In 2015, Donald J. Trump decided he was going to run for president on popular ideas. This was a stunning, historic breakthrough in American politics. He made his announcement in a speech talking about Mexican rapists, pledging to deport illegal aliens and build a wall. And the rest is history. I'm ...

Ask Ann Anything! ACB Edition

With the Amy Coney Barrett hearings in full swing this week, my mailbox has been overflowing with questions from absolutely no readers! Here, I will deliver the answers that no one asked for. Q: How can you say it's fair to fill the seat of a constitutional giant like Ruth Bader Ginsburg with this ...

Debate Tip: Remember to Ask About White Supremacy

Unfortunately, this week's vice presidential debate -- occurring after this column goes out -- is unlikely to be something you'd see in the Turkish parliament, like we had last week. But I expect one similarity: There will be ZERO questions about any major issues, like crime, immigration, ...

Is Chris Wallace a White Supremacist?

After four months of looting, arson, window breaking, vandalism, intimidation, physical assaults, stabbings and shootings by Black Lives Matter and antifa, the first thing on the media's mind is ... getting Trump to condemn "white supremacists"! It would be as if, on the morning after Pearl ...

Jake Gardner

Innocent Until Proven Trump Supporter

During a BLM "peaceful protest" in Omaha, Nebraska, on May 30 (over George Floyd's dying of a heart attack while in police custody in Minneapolis), James Scurlock was peacefully protesting by breaking into an architecture firm -- hoisting an office chair and hurling it into two computer monitors, ...

Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump

Simple Ideas to Ensure a Trump Victory

Memo to His Excellency, President Donald Trump: 1) Extend Daylight Saving Time. COVID, the shutdown, riots, looting, wildfires -- we're depressed enough. Do one small favor for the nation in 2020 by giving us another hour of sunlight. The next president can punish us again. (But why would we ever ...

Extra! Trump, A Fascist, Hates the Troops

Just before New Year's Eve 2017, President Trump told The New York Times' Michael Schmidt: "Another reason that I'm going to win another four years is because newspapers, television, all forms of media will tank if I'm not there because without me, their ratings are going down the tubes. Without ...