June 08, 2017
The problem these spoiled feminists have with Wonder Woman is not that she isn”t powerful enough. It’s that she’s not masculine enough. She loves fashion and fancy desserts and thinks babies are adorable. She wears beautiful gowns and can be seduced by handsome war heroes who act like bikers. She shaves her armpits. I”m not kidding”this is an issue. In a modern feminist’s ideal world Wonder Woman would make fart jokes and look like Leslie Jones. She”d chop the heads off “Nazis” and then go home with an equally fat and ugly chick. This movie would tank, of course, and everyone involved would be out of a career. That’s what you get when you appease people who want art to become fueled by spite: bankruptcy. Didn”t anyone learn anything from American Sniper? It made half a billion more than the female Ghostbusters, which made nothing.
I don”t get it. The free market is waiting at home wearing full-body fishnets, but big business keeps getting drunk and going home with the fat chick. Marvel Comics recently took the SJWs seriously and decided to give them a new Black Panther comic. This one would be run by a cool black chick with an Afro. They even got reparations apologist Ta-Nehisi Coates to write it. The series checked off all the boxes of what a politically correct story should do, only they forgot about being good. Despite all the affirmative action to the contrary, the comic was canceled. The money simply wasn”t there. If they continue down this road, Marvel will be done and Disney will be forced to scrap its $4B investment.
Deep down, feminists and liberals want to end up like Laci Green, not the Black Panther. They don”t want to rant themselves into extinction. They want to be swept off their feet. They don”t want to look like Leslie Jones. They want to look like Wonder Woman. They don”t want to be a gal Friday. They want to be a Gal Gadot. They don”t want Catwoman to be a cat woman. They want her to marry Batman. They don”t want to go bankrupt. They want us to gross half a billion. We”ve let these toddlers trash the living room for eight years. It’s a mess. It’s time to put them in the corner and let the superheroes go get the bad guys. It’s what’s best for everyone.
