Baba, velesh kun, dareh khalibandi mikone!"€ ("€œMate, forget about him, he's pulling your leg!"€)." /> Baba, velesh kun, dareh khalibandi mikone!"€ ("€œMate, forget about him, he's pulling your leg!"€)." />

June 03, 2007

TEHRAN: Having spent seven years living and writing about the Arab World, where foreigners are generally handled as rare and privileged species, I approached reports of Iranian unilateralism towards Westerners with suspicion. Surely it was just another case of anti-Iranian Western propaganda?
The steady stream of reports coming out of Iran about Westerners being arrested, summarily tried and jailed on spying accusations did make me wonder, however. Iran is the only country in the region where this is a regular occurrence. This doesn”€™t mean that Arab countries don”€™t suspect that foreign spies operate within them; just that the Islamic Republic is the only state willing to throw them in jail and ignore the international repercussions.

Still, I had my doubts. Surely, I said to myself, the Iranians couldn”€™t be all that different from the gracious, sometimes excessively so, Arab approach “€“ both popular and governmental “€“ to Europeans and Americans?

I realised quite how wrong even before I had cleared passport control for the first time at Tehran’s ageing Mehrabad Airport. Placing my dog-eared passport on the ledge of the folksy, cream-white passport inspection booth, I watched the impeccably-attired official flip through it professionally until he found my visa. An expression of detached distaste flickered across his lips. He moved to the personal information page in the back and scratched the periphery of my picture with his fingernail.

“€œWhy is your passport so dirty?”€ he inquired, zeroing in one of the large stains running along the bottom of each page. It was not the moment to explain that its condition was down to the frequent travelling associated with being a journalist (a profession that the Islamic Republic of Iran does not take kindly to), nor was it appropriate to explain the stains away as the result of an encounter between Her Majesty’s travel documents and a bottle of ouzo on a hot Greek summer night.

After mumbling my weak excuse, the official regretfully yielded his entry stamp and I passed out into the late summer evening.

That was three years ago. I made Iran into my home and watched the nuclear crisis with the West escalate. I realised that, while almost all Iranians were impeccably polite with the Westerners they encounter, they also feel the weight of thousands of years of nationhood more acutely than their Arab neighbours. As they never tired of reminding me, the Arabs were goat and camel-herders just two generations ago, unencumbered by the complex Persian civilization which compared favourably to the ancient Egyptians and Greeks for scientific prowess. It became clear that Iranian pride doesn”€™t take kindly to the imperialist meddling inflicted by the Russians, British and Americans since the 19th century. Sensibly, I decided not to remind my interlocutors that it was us Greeks who introduced imperialist meddling to Persia, courtesy of Alexander of Macedon. Let sleeping dogs lie.
As I learned how to speak Farsi, the subtleties of the culture I was living in struck home. Whereas in Greece, the country where I was born and grew up, losing one’s temper is a perfectly natural progression for a discussion to take and demonstrates honest frustration, in Iran it spelled the kiss of death to any confrontation. Instant social exclusion followed.

The ta”€™ruf ritual of politesse governs the rules of social intercourse in Iran. No courtesy can be over-elaborate. Essentially, ta”€™ruf is an effective way for Iranians to populate with conversations the social calendar’s stiff occasions without giving away absolutely anything about themselves.

“€œDirectness of speech is frowned on as being crude and indelicate,”€ wrote Antony Wynn, the biographer of British explorer, consul and spy Sir Percy Sykes. “€œThings are said obliquely and through subtle suggestion, for it is only to donkeys that one should have to spell out the truth.”€ Little has changed today.

Soon, I detected a paradox: the Iranians I met across all social classes were exquisitely courteous and warm-hearted, yet when it came to negotiating with the West, their officials turned into the frigid passport inspection official I had encountered at the airport.

While the eight years in government of former Iranian President Mohammad Khatami were typical of the courteous, public Iranians I was surrounded by, the Ahmadinejad era reflected the angry revolutionary who feels slighted by the West and is intent on setting right imperialist wrongs.

Suddenly, talk of a “€œdialogue of civilizations”€ and frequent references to Western philosophers were replaced by extraordinary utterances. “€œThe Quds-occupying regime must be obliterated from the face of the earth”€, was only the most famous. Ahmadinejad also questioned the historicity of the Holocaust and suggested that, if indeed it had taken place, Israel should have been founded in Austria, punishing the same people who were complicit in the slaughter rather than the helpless Palestinians. As international outrage mounted, Ahmadinejad challenged the Polish government to allow a group of Iranian specialists to travel to its concentration camps and carry out independent research. It was not to the Poles”€™ credit that they denied them visas, allowing the Iranians to claim that their right to free speech was being stifled.

Last year, the Ahmadinejad government convened an international Holocaust conference in Tehran designed to present the Islamic Republic as a bastion of free speech and offer refuge to researchers from countries where questioning the Holocaust is a crime. The speeches of almost 70 researchers from France to Indonesia were overshadowed by the presence of Ku-Klux Klan leader David Duke and the Neturei Karta ultra-Orthodox Jewish group who believe that an Israeli state must not be founded until the Messiah has arrived. Some of the claims made at the conference were so shocking they prompted the Iranian parliament’s usually docile Jewish representative to state that denying the Holocaust was “€œa huge insult.”€
Unsurprisingly, the diminutive Ahmadinejad popped up at the summit to predict that “€œjust as the Soviet Union was wiped out and today does not exist, so will the Zionist regime soon be wiped out”€. He also reassured the attendees that “€œIran is your home and is the home of all freedom seekers of the world.”€

Such are the outbursts and posturing that catapulted Iran to the top of a recent international opinion poll of the most dangerous countries in the world (alongside the US and Israel) and prompt Iranians to joke that Ahmadinejad has to be a CIA plant. In a March 3 editorial titled “€˜Ahmadinejad, our secret agent in Iran”€™, Israeli newspaper Yediot Aharonot asked whether “€œAhmadinejad is working for us”€.

“€œHe is, after all, doing an excellent job for Israel,”€ noted the author. “€œFortunately, we have Ahmadinejad who insists that his country be isolated and trumpeted as the world’s problem child.”€

And Ahmadinejad’s provocative rhetoric is on view across Iranian society’s hard-line segments. At a conference on Iraq held last year in Tehran, a member of Iran’s National Security Council sat opposite an American academic delegate and raged against him in Farsi thoughout his speech, prompting first shocked surprise from the American, then hysterical laughter. In central Tehran, just behind Iran’s futuristic parliament building, is a sign designed in such a way as to appear blood-stained advertising the offices of the hard-line Jumhuri Eslami (Islamic Republic) daily. The newspaper is the proud purveyor of extremist rhetoric and a favourite stopping-point for journalists in search of an outrageous quote designed to reinforce the impression of Iran as a den of religious extremists.

It is when American sabre-rattling starts escalating that Iranian hardliners really hit their stride. Experts at the baiting game, they take their cue from founder of the Islamic Republic Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini whose anti-American quotes made waves throughout the Eighties. Even today, Tehran’s central Haft-e Tir Square boasts a large wall-mural quoting Ayatollah Mohammad Beheshti saying “€œLet America become angry, and let it die from its anger.”€

So it was entirely predictable when Ahmadinejad vowed to impose retaliatory sanctions on world powers last year should the UN Security Council carry out its sanctions threat.

“€œWe will impose sanctions on them,”€ Ahmadinejad told bemused reporters. “€œThey do their thing and in return we will do ours.”€

Though less voluble, Ahmadinejad’s foreign minister, Manuchehr Mottaki, is equally partial to making the occasional outrageous statement. Soon after the February 2006 decision by Washington to expand its “€˜regime-change”€™ budget for anti-mullah activities to $85 million, Mottaki advised the Bush administration not to waste its money and use it for “€œmore important projects that benefit the American nation”€. Always willing to offer a helping hand, Mottaki recommended that the cash should instead fund a “€œstudy on why so much hatred towards America has been generated in the world in recent years”€, adding that Iran would be willing to share its expertise with the US in such a project.

The Washington-baiting extends to the private sector. Last October, an Iranian software company engaged in a bit of electronic tit-for-tat with the patriotic division of the American video-games market when it issued “€˜Counter-strike”€™. It assigned players the task of blowing up US tankers in the Persian Gulf and blocking the sensitive sea-route through which an estimated 40 percent of the world’s oil-supplies transits daily.
“€œIn the new computer game…the ways of shutting down the Hormuz strait through exploding a ship will be shown to the users,”€ reported “€“ who else? “€“ the Jumhuri Eslami daily.

Humour-challenged US officials take Iranian utterances at face value, causing them to ratchet up the pressure. Their Israeli counterparts”€”who live in the region, after all, and a considerable number hail from Iran’s ancient Jewish community”€”know enough to take Iranian rhetoric with a pinch of salt.
Iranian oral culture is rich with hyperbolic mythological tales. In the Iranian street, huge emphasis is attached to exaggerating accounts of events for rhetorical effect. The lanes of Tehran’s bazaar and its upmarket salons alike resound to the utterance, “€œBaba, velesh kun, dareh khalibandi mikone!”€ (“€œMate, forget about him, he’s pulling your leg!”€).

The baiting has been best described by Iran expert and Harvard post-graduate Negar Azimi who calls it “€œmore like a game than cause for serious political concern”€.

“€œThe game goes something like this: One side ups the ante on the nuclear issue, saber-rattling that Iran’s nuclear ambitions are a threat to the free world; the other side laughs it off, insisting that it seeks nuclear energy purely for the generation of electricity. The latter capitalizes on Iranian nationalism, claiming the imperialists are depriving Iran of its rights under international law and, perhaps most important, before God.”€

The longest holiday in the calendar of the Islamic Republic stretches over two weeks, when the country effectively shuts down. Woe betide anyone in need of getting urgent business done. The Iranians even close down parts of their borders with neighbouring countries. Surprisingly, the event being commemorated is not Islamic but purely Persian. Nowrooz (Iranian New Year, marked on 21 March), is a pre-Islamic solstice celebration featuring pagan rituals, one of which topped the list of events to be abolished by the mullahs when they came to power.

Soon however, the clergy understood that trying to cancel events such as Chaharshanbe Suri (a pagan fire festival) was pointless because it was far more deeply rooted in the Persian psyche than Islam. After all, Mohammad’s faith has only been around in Iran a mere thirteen centuries, less than half the span of recorded Persian culture.

Persian nationalism motivates the average Iranian far more than their Islamic faith. Iranians who loathe the Islamic regime and call its representatives “€œArab agents”€ rue its use of public funds to support revolutionary Islamic movements in the Arab World. Even within the regime, the streak of Persian nationalism is strong, especially in foreign policy. Iran has been around as a country far longer than as an Islamic Republic, something that senior cleric and Friday prayer leader Ayatollah Ali Jannati takes note of when delivering his sermons. Following a large turnout in last year’s anniversary of the revolution rally, he thanked Iranians for their presence and described it as “€œa decisive blow to the enemy. You made the enemy aware of your determination to remain an independent, powerful and respectful nation”€.

The 1979 Revolution was all about Iran becoming independent, powerful and commanding the world’s respect. Iran is be the only country in the region to regularly behave unilaterally and it also traditionally set the pace of change in the Middle East. Where Iran goes, Arab countries follow. The 1908 Constitutional Revolution, the 1952 nationalisation of the British-Iranian Oil Company, and the 1979 Revolution and subsequent creation of an Islamic Republic rippled West across the Persian Gulf to influence the region and spawn copycat events in Egypt, Libya, Saudi Arabia, Turkey and other countries.

Today’s belligerent-sounding rhetoric has its roots in Iranian disillusionment with the international community’s unwillingness to condemn the unprovoked 1980 invasion of Iran by Iraq, Baghdad’s use of chemical weapons against Iranian civilians during the war, or the covert military aid it funnelled into Saddam Hussein’s regime. More recently, Iran helped the US out in Afghanistan in the aftermath of 9.11 by sharing valuable intelligence uncovered by its long-established networks in that country. Its reward was to be included in US President George W Bush’s notorious “€œaxis of evil”€ speech.

“€œThey (the West) keep on speaking about the UN Security Council,”€ said Jannati, the cleric. “€œI think you should call it the council to instill insecurity! Whenever they want to scare someone they mention the Security Council. What sort of security is this? They have put a scarecrow there and show it to whoever they want to scare. So this is security or insecurity?”€

When Mottaki or Ahmadinejad make bizarre-sounding statements, it is not because they are religious fundamentalists (although their anti-homosexual, male-centred world-view is certainly outlandish from a Western perspective). It is because of their background. Whereas these lower-middle class men and pious Muslims were condemned to bump perennially against a glass ceiling during the era of the pro-Western, secular Shah, the Revolution launched them to the top of their country’s hierarchy. Along the way, they tasted once more the bitterness of Western duplicity on the battlefields of the Iran-Iraq War.

Last month, as the UN Security Council-mandated deadline for Iran to stop enriching uranium ticked down, Ahmadinejad proposed that Iran would cease enrichment if the West was to do the same on its own nuclear programs. This apparently logical-sounding suggestion was guaranteed to enrage Western diplomats, who are unaccustomed to upstart Third World nations behaving like a First World country and defying their demands. Iran’s diplomats also insist that their country is not defying the international community, as Western rhetoric would have it. Instead, they argue that they are resisting a small group of Western industrialised countries masquerading as the international community which seek to beat it back into a corner, much like their imperialist ancestors employed gunship diplomacy in the 19th century to keep the Middle East backward and under their thumb.
Even Mohammad al-Baradei, the head of the International Atomic Energy Agency appeared to concur with the Iranians on this point, last month. In announcing that Iran has acquired important nuclear know-how, he said that “€œyou cannot bomb knowledge.”

Solving the Persian nuclear puzzle will likely be through negotiation rather than the use of military force. Until the Iranians have retaken their position at the top of the regional security architecture, as during the pre-revolutionary era, they will not be satisfied. It is only when this Persian perception of Western disrespect has subsided that we can expect the confrontational rhetoric to stop.

Two years ago, an Iranian researcher stood up at a public meeting and commented to the German ambassador to Tehran that as Iranians are an Aryan race like the Germans themselves, when should Iran expect to begin accession talks with the European Union? Not missing a beat, the German ambassador remonstrated that while Iranians and Europeans are both Aryans, not all Aryans can be Europeans.

The cringe-worthy putdown was another illustration of the ambitions that Iran harbours and its periodic and violent collisions with reality.

Iason Athanasiadis is a regional specialist fluent in Arabic and Persian with a decade’s experience of the Middle East. He writes, photographs and produces documentaries for a range of British and North American media.

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