September 15, 2015

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These female monks have their supporters, including this fellow at a local Buddhist college:

“€œIf everything is in the hands of men, it is as if Buddhism was just the way of a father, not mother. But you need both,”€ he said. “€œMothers have some unique feelings that men do not share. They may have more loving kindness.”€

(What a sad commentary that this Third World man’s forward-looking stance would likely be condemned as unacceptably retrograde by, say, a rich white Hollywood lesbian. Good thing he doesn”€™t”€”I mean, didn”€™t”€”run a big tech company or something.)

The passage of time”€”and with it, the real world’s inevitable and irrevocable descent into nigh-on-unbearable awfulness”€”has rendered many a delightful movie scene sadly anachronistic. I don”€™t just mean those latter-day “€œhistorical smoking“€ ratings warnings, either:

Who doesn”€™t experience a tiny twinge of bittersweet nostalgia watching early-“€™90s-vintage Nicholas Cage rage“€”as only he can”€””€œThen what? I”€™ll be arrested? Put in airport jail??”€

A Fish Called Wanda remains a cinematic comedy master class, and Kline more than deserved his wholly improbable Oscar for a performance movie lovers still talk about with awe.

But while Wanda”€”finally fed up with Otto’s broken-down autodidactism”€”was right to shout at him that, no, “€œAristotle was not Belgian”€ and “€œthe London Underground is not a political movement,”€ I can”€™t quite nod along with her third correction:

“€œThe central message of Buddhism is not ‘Every man for himself.”€™”€

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