December 15, 2016
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Hurts, don” it?
Leftists have the expectation that they should be able to collect “edgy” art that sexualizes children without being accused of pedophilia. Hey, comrades”want to know an expectation that some of us on the right have? That we can tell a fucking joke without being accused of being hateful or crazy. We”d kind of like to be able to employ sarcasm and irony without you a-holes claiming we”re being serious. But when have you ever cut us that slack? When, in his dissent in the gay-marriage case, the late Justice Scalia took a clearly humorous swipe at California, stating that among his fellow justices there is “not a single Southwesterner or even, to tell the truth, a genuine Westerner…. California does not count,” Scalia was pounded by the press for “claiming” that he doesn”t think California counts as a state (the fact that Scalia’s friend Justice Kennedy is from California made no difference). Conversely, every time leftist Justice Kagan has made a joke from the bench, she’s been hailed as “hilarious“ and “amazing.” Back in 2009, when Red Eye host Greg Gutfeld cracked a joke about Canadian soldiers, not a single one of the outraged media liberals who attacked him bothered to mention that Red Eye is a comedy show (in other words, Gutfeld was not given the “hey, it’s political humor“ out that Stewart and Colbert were always allowed).
And speaking of Red Eye, regular viewers knew that one of Gavin McInnes” favorite bits was to play the role of his immigrant father, Jimmy, speaking with a burr and sporting traditional Scottish wear. It was a bit, an impression. But not to a feminist editor at Salon, who posted a piece in which she speculated that McInnes” “personality change” was a sign of severe mental illness. When a leftist does an impression, it’s an impression. When a rightist does the same, it’s multiple personality disorder. When Rush Limbaugh dared to do an over-the-top caricature of the Chinese language, the left declared it a crime against humanity. The fact that Colbert, SNL‘s Bill Hader, and the genuinely mentally ill Rosie O”Donnell had done the same thing many times over made no difference. Leftists mocking the Chinese is comic genius; rightists doing the same is a hate crime.
So, in conclusion: Oh, leftists who are pissed off about Pizzagate, I”m sorry that a few “naughty” pictures and paintings have been misinterpreted by an unreasonable gaggle of nutty activists. I hope no one else attempts any violent acts in the poor beleaguered pizza parlor (you know, like the guy who shot up Freddie’s Fashion Mart and murdered seven people because “civil rights” icon Al Sharpton claimed the place was a secret hotbed of racism).
Stay safe, my leftist friends. And maybe, from this experience, you can develop a little empathy for those of us on the right.
Leftists learning empathy…wow, even I think that’s a bad joke.
