August 14, 2012

I never thought I”€™d type these words, but at least those obsessive, overpaid, left-wing Canuck bureaucrats and their kapo apologists accomplished something, if shutting down websites for posting anti-immigrant “€œpoems”€ qualifies as an accomplishment.

(They even boasted about this “€œaccomplishment”€ on a Government of Canada web page”€”and helpfully included the supposedly toxic doggerel, thereby making the Canadian government, by its own definition, a publisher of illegal Internet “€œhate speech,”€ but this time taxpayer-subsidized. Alas, at press time, the government remains at-large.)

However, the SPLC and ADL’s pompous blowhards don”€™t even have something that ridiculous about which to brag. Their lovingly cultivated files on the Sikh temple shooter didn”€™t save a single life.

These busybodies and their supporters are oblivious to the fact that this particular crime actually underlines their own uselessness. But I”€™d guess the SPLC and the ADL will launch their annual fundraising drives early this year”€”the begging letters practically write themselves”€”and they”€™ll rake in more cash than ever before.

But what good are “€œwatchdogs”€ that don”€™t attack?

If these cowardly money-grubbers really wanted to perform a public service, they could leave their cushy offices and serve as armed bodyguards at vulnerable gathering places.

Or maybe they could sponsor armed self-defense courses for those minority groups they”€™re forever claiming are “€œunder attack.”€

But hunting Nazis on the Internet and raking in big donations to do so? It’s like being a professional video gamer, but for a “€œgood cause.”€

In other words: mental masturbation.

Except their fantasies keep getting spoiled by the facts. What must the “€œviolence never solved anything”€ religion-haters on the left think of two of the day’s heroes:

The Sikh leader who pulled his kirpan on the gunman and paid with his life?

And the Irish-Catholic cop”€”also white, also a veteran, also armed”€”who was shot nine times but still managed to wound the gunman and prevent who knows how many other murders?

Chew on this, ADL and SPLC: Lieutenant Brian Murphy is everything you hate”€”a goy with a gun.

He’s every dumb mick who beat you up after school. Or was it your dad, or your grandfather, or just your fevered imagination?

Here’s an idea: How’s about you “€œwatchdogs”€ churn out fewer lawyers and “€œactivists”€ and “€œfundraisers”€ and become soldiers and cops and EMTs for a change?

Don”€™t you overpaid, underworked, self-congratulating busybodies ever experience even a twinge of shame about your utterly worthless crusades?

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