March 14, 2012
Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian
Former basketball player Charlie Bell is divorcing his wife Kenya, who attacked him with a box cutter in front of their two children. Kenya, a former Miss Michigan, is currently appearing on the reality show Basketball Wives. Apparently she is the butt of jokes among the other wives and has “bad moves and a bad weave.” Add bad judgment to the list. Girlfriend, get a grip before you end up back in the ghet-toe where you belong.
Hulk Hogan‘s ex-wife Linda is dying to get her hands on an alleged sex tape that has recently come out starring her hulking ex. Even thought the Hulk has remarried, Linda is hoping to prove he cheated on her. She already bagged 70% of their assets in the divorce and wrote a book claiming Hogan had a violent temper as well as a gay affair with wrestler Brutus Beefcake during their marriage. The Hulkster denies both claims and is suing her for defamation. Apparently she thinks the sex tape will help her in the lawsuit the Hulk has against her now. Once a grappler, always a grappler. But really, we’ve heard more than enough from these two.
New York Jet Santonio Holmes is being hit up by Nicole King, with whom he fathered a child in 2002. Now that he scored a contract to the tune of $50 million, she wants a raise in child support. No doubt she”ll save every penny for the kid’s education.
OTHER CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS
Angelina Jolie is in hot water over her promotion of “humanitarian” intervention in Africa. Infowars” Alex Jones may have a point about her liberal agenda, but he seems just as kooky as Jolie does with that endless rant and his call to have her arrested. A little two much passion on both ends there, guys. Chillax, will ya? Or at least get a hotel room? Nobody needs to hear that much from either of you wingnuts.
Apparently Bobbi Kristina Brown wants to change her name to Kristina Houston because she doesn”t want anything to do with her ex-crackhead father Bobby Brown now that her mother has ascended to that great concert hall in the sky. While we are loath to forgive children who take their mother’s name when it is better known than the father’s, this is the sanest thing we”ve heard all week. Now if little Kristina can squelch all those rumors that she’s a cocaine addict who was spotted getting high in a hotel room directly after her mother’s funeral, her future looks bright indeed.
Sadly, in the company’s endless pursuit of higher ratings, NBC is axing local Manhattan news anchor Sue Simmons after more than 30 years on the air alongside Chuck Scarborough. Her replacement is rumored to be 36-year-old Shiba Russell. Um, we will miss you Sue, but Shiba’s a fox.
