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And in 2016 Taki will finally be able to call himself a farmer. My new chalet will be ready and I will be moving in sometime in July. (All I need now is to find some farm girls, but back to politics before my daughter reads this.) The world’s most misguided leaders, Salman of Saudi Arabia and his ludicrous son Napoleon-Mohammad, are trying to build reputations as leaders of the Arab world. By bombing the hell out of hospitals in Yemen and clinics of Doctors Without Borders, all they”€™ve managed to do is prove that the Saudi air force is on a par with that of Luxembourg, which doesn”€™t have one. Thousands of civilians have died in Yemen, yet the Saudis with a grand coalition have managed fuck-all. The little Napoleon has eaten humble pie, and only Western power will extricate him from the mess he and the rest of the Saudi gangsters have created. Alas, he will get it in 2016.

Finally, if the West had enough guts to force the extensive transfers of cash from wealthy donors (ruling families) of the Gulf, perhaps those nice guys in ISIS would stop raping 9-year-olds and go back to the fat wives they left behind. We need Russia and Uncle Sam to get together on this, but Barack seems to hate old Vlad. I happen to love him because if need be he will kill all 40 million of the Muslims within his country.

I”€™ve had enough. I am finally letting the real Taki show. Some son of a bitch who has dark skin and black hair has sued the Metropolitan Museum because it shows a painting by Tintoretto that depicts our Lord Jesus as a blond man. The bronzed man with dark hair feels discriminated against. (He”€™ll probably settle for a nice amount of cash and feel less discriminated against.) So there’s not much to say after that, except to all of you loyal readers, have a very happy new year.