September 22, 2015

Quebec, Canada

Quebec, Canada

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As Fatah himself would be the first to point out, “€œCanadians”€ of a more recent vintage are the ones causing genuine problems. Here’s a sampling, from this week alone, from my bulging “€œMuslims: Ruining my day for the 14th straight year!”€ file:

Judges have overturned the Conservatives”€™ ban on Muslim women wearing bags over their heads while taking the Canadian citizenship oath. (They can already wear them to vote, but neither problem would be so acute had Harper not doubled the country’s Muslim population since 9/11.) “€œOld stock”€ Canadians are once again vowing to wear goalie masks to polling stations on Oct. 19, but being Canadian, they never do.

Omar Khadr told Gitmo guards that murdering an America medic “€œwas the greatest day of this life.”€ Now he’s back in Canada, and a judge just relaxed his bail conditions. Seems that bulky monitoring bracelet was interfering with Omar’s soccer playing, so off it goes! Oh, and he’s now free to fly as well, so watch for the world’s biggest and hairiest “€œchild soldier”€ at an airport near you.

Speaking of airports, you won”€™t see this guard at Pearson for a while: He was suspended for making “€œIslamophobic”€ comments, i.e., getting into a fight with a Muslim cabbie”€”not that there’s any other kind”€”then going on to insult Muhammad. The CBC doesn”€™t report the insults verbatim, of course”€”they”€™ve never printed news-making “€œMuhammad cartoons,”€ either”€”but I”€™m guessing the guard called Muhammad an illiterate pedophile warlord, which is true.

But if a Quebec “€œHuman Rights”€ Commissioner has his way, I”€™ll be breaking the law for calling Muhammad a bloodthirsty moron with a taste for jailbait. This frog wants to “€œsue people who would write against…the Islamic religion.”€

(Some of you are wondering, “€œHey, wasn”€™t Quebec supposed to separate or something?”€ Ha, yeah, good one…)

So I’ve got another month of this non-excitement to put up with. It looks like the socialist NDP might actually form the federal government for the first time ever. I know: There’s a joke in there somewhere.

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