Bradley Cooper in The Hangover

Octomom, AKA Nadya Suleman, is in the news again, this time for posing nude and receiving welfare benefits despite making contrary declarations in the past. This woman is too weird for words; an actual octopus that gave birth to live children wouldn”€™t be nearly so freaky. Apparently she has been receiving death threats and nasty emails from an apoplectic public since it was revealed that her tentacles reach out and grab $2,000 monthly in welfare. I wouldn”€™t blink if I never heard about her again. She must have some sort of bizarre pathological disorder. Who in their right mind would have in-vitro fertilization with no husband, no job, and six living children to raise? I suppose God’s punishment was giving her eight more. God bless those poor octopuppies. At least they can use each other as a support group to deal with their surreal mother.

Speaking of surreal parenting, recent reports suggest Angelina Jolie does not discipline her children. Maybe she compensates by acting as Brad’s dominatrix in private sessions. OK! magazine claims she lets the kids have anything they want including candy, junk food, and toy weapons. Apparently she wants to be liked by her kids so she never says no to them. Sounds like she has the same problem as Katie Holmes, who appears to be creating a little monster as well. Parents who rarely say no to their kids are setting them up for trouble.

Case in point: Little Lindsay Lohan has finally completed her probation and community service after five years. Felicitations!