March 07, 2012

Big-screen beauties Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks had their cell phones hacked last week and now faux nudie shots of them have been leaked on the Internet. Both actresses claim the images have been doctored. What on Earth is wrong with these hackers? Don”€™t they have anything better to do? Get a life.

Also in need of a life, Christie Brinkley and her ex-husband Peter Cook are at it again. Though their divorce was finalized four years ago the dueling Hamptonites can”€™t seem to get along. They are each claiming the other breached a divorce-settlement clause prohibiting aggressive communication. These two should stop bickering and grow up. They are really too pathetic for words.

A performance of Dustin Lance Black‘s play about same-sex marriage brought out the stars in Hollywood last Saturday. Martin Sheen, Jane Lynch, and Brad Pitt were said to have “€œdazzled”€ onstage. The play, 8, is about the court case surrounding California’s anti-gay-marriage Proposition 8, which was approved by voters only to be overturned by a federal judge. Other actors who starred in the play include George Clooney, Kevin Bacon, Jamie Lee Curtis, John C. Reilly, and Christine Lahti.

We hate it when Hollywood gets political, but since it’s a California law and the industry’s just a-teemin”€™ with The Gays, we are happy to see stars ending up on this page for something other than suicide attempts and drunken brawling. Let’s hope the gay community will simmer down now that they”€™ve gotten what they want. Everybody is sick to death of hearing about their sex lives, especially those who don”€™t support it. Run along, get married, and stay home for once.

RIP Davy Jones of The Monkees, guitarist Ronnie Montrose, and Andrew Breitbart.

 

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