Exiled to Racistville

Late one night last week, radio host Anthony Cumia nearly became the Bernie Goetz of shock jocks. But unlike Goetz, he didn’t use his gun, even though he says he was carrying one when he was assaulted. Instead, he went on Twitter and ran his mouth after it happened. As a result, he lost his ...

Feminism As a Mating Strategy Among Beta Males

First they came for the male feminists, and no one spoke out"€”because no one likes them, not even the female feminists. Dearest faithful reader, I"€™m a man who finds something to dislike about nearly everything and everyone, yet even I find male feminists to be especially ...

In Praise of Mexican Inventors

President Barack Obama"€”who would never lie...at least not intentionally...or at least he wouldn"€™t admit it...recently spoke at a Massachusetts school where he claimed that “30 to 40 percent” of the pupils are “DREAM kids,” which basically means that they are dreaming ...

The Mental Illness Cop-Out

It all seemed so deliberate. According to court documents, on May 31 two twelve-year-old Wisconsin girls led a female classmate into the woods and stabbed her 19 times, leaving her for dead. Under police examination, the pair of girls said they"€™d been planning to kill her for months. (She ...

Karl Marx

Was Karl Marx a Dirty, Filthy, Rotten Bigot?

I believe modern society would be far saner and healthier if it worshiped Groucho Marx rather than Karl Marx, but as with most things, I find myself in a small and persecuted minority. (If you must know, I am also left-handed.) Rounding down, let's conservatively estimate that those who tried to ...

A Reparations Plan That Makes Sense

Writing in The Atlantic, Ta-Nehisi Coates"€”you can thank his Black Panther dad for giving him that self-segregating first name"€”recently penned a sprawling essay called “The Case for Reparations.” It rings all the familiar bells the race-baiters have been clanging in our ears for ...

Sophie Loren and Jayne Mansfield

Misogyny Among the Fairer Sex

British think tank Demos recently released a study titled MISOGYNY ON TWITTER. A five-person panel of researchers"€”tilted in favor of males by an unacceptably patriarchal 3-2 margin"€”"€œcollected all tweets in the English language which included a series of terms that are broadly considered ...

How to Check Your Privilege Every 3,000 Miles

A great kerfuffle, ballyhoo, and brouhaha recently erupted after a phenotypically white male attending Princeton University wrote an essay objecting to the fact that several others on campus were constantly instructing him to check his privilege. Either he is obviously evil, or no one properly ...

Racism: The Eighth Deadly Sin

I am not a religious man, which is why I don’t identify as a modern liberal. Neither do I believe in the objective existence of good and evil, which is why most human beings would likely never identify with me. And I am not an ideologue, which is why I am a heretic to everyone who treats ...

Prank-Calling the Police State

This all happened last week: "€¢ In South Dakota, someone claiming to be a 16-year-old boy called the county sheriff’s office and said he’d rigged his house with explosives, had already shot one of his parents, and was holding three other family members hostage. An estimated 15-20 ...