September 23, 2010
What do you mean?
Well, I fucked a lot of girls but only when I”m single. Some of these bitches, I”d find out later on, were married to soldiers. One time I fucked this chick here in New York and I seen a picture on her dresser of some sergeant. I go, “Who’s that?” and she goes, “That’s my husband.” I go, “Where is he now?” and she goes, “He’s at work. He”ll be here in two hours.” I got the fuck out of there boy. I was kind of mad too. Believe it or not, I have some respect. I don”t want to fuck no married woman. And if I”m with someone, I don”t fuck around. I feel too guilty. But niggers, they don”t care. They”ll be married and they”ll fuck everything that moves.
What do you think of blacks?
Well, in the army it’s weird. Most of your superiors are black because they tend to stick around whereas guys like me, white guys, usually use the army as a stepping-stone. Then we move on. I’m an exception. I’m a lifer. I’m black like that. Blacks will spend their whole life in the army. You don”t have to be smart to be in the army. The navy, the air force, most of those superiors are white but the army is for the bottom of the barrel.
I don”t have a feeling about blacks or niggers or whatever you wanna call them “ either way. As far as soldiers go, the Southerners are the fucking worst. I mean real South like Alabama, Louisiana. They are niggers. Not a nice thing you can say about them. Sorry. Once you start going up north like North Carolina, they”re much better. Just like us. Only real difference is the cheating on their wives thing.
What about Puerto Ricans?
The niggers of the Latino world. I feel bad saying that because I got Puerto Ricans in my family but it’s true. They didn”t have to struggle to get here. They just hopped on a plan and they”re fucking lazy. And crazy.
However, me, personally, I only fuck Latina bitches. Not Puerto Ricans obviously but Dominicans, Colombians. White bitches got ruined by all this feminist crap. Their homes are disgusting. They don”t know how to clean. My ex-wife, she was bitching about having to clean the house. I go, “Get the fuck out!” Her and her daughters I go, “Get the fuck out of the house.” Two hours later, the house was Spic and Span. I”m telling you. Spotless. It was easy. And they spend all day trying to clean it and it still looks like shit. How come I can clean better than a woman? I can cook better than most white bitches too. That ain’t right.
That’s why I like Colombians. Their homes are fucking Spic and Span and they know how to be women. They”ll still wear high heel shoes when they”re 50 years old. They like to be treated like ladies. White chicks want to be your buddy. I got a buddy. Vince. I talk to him about sports and video games and shit. I don”t want to talk to some broad about all that shit. Colombians understand that.
Can you fuck them in the ass?
Sure. Sometimes you don”t even have to ask. They”ll tell you to do it.
Don”t they do coke all the time?
Ha! That’s Puerto Ricans more. Most Colombian broads I know don”t touch the stuff.
You said your “ex-wife.” Do you harbor some resentment? How long did it take you to get over your divorce?
Two years. But now I”m happily divorced.
It must be hard to keep a relationship when you”re in the army.
I didn”t serve when I was married to her. She didn”t want me to go and I respect that. It’s a weird fucking job and yes it’s very dangerous. If a wife doesn”t want her husband to go die, I get that. So I didn”t.
But you love fighting.
We got a saying in the army: “Join the army, be the best that you can be, meet new and exotic people, kill them.”
Have you ever killed anyone?
Hundreds probably. I used to do heavy artillery in Iraq. We”d see gunfire go off and I”d just lay into them. That meant anyone within 100 meters of the shot was severely injured and anyone within 50 meters was dead. I did that 17 times. You do the math.
Do you like to kill?
It’s my job. That’s what I hate about all these politics with this war. Just let us do our job. We go in there, kill everybody and you come in afterwards to set it up how you like it. Now they want us to do all this peacekeeping shit? If you want that, send in the UN. I don”t want to talk to people. I’m not a politician. I’m a soldier.
Remember that puppy video?
What?
That video with the soldiers throwing the puppy. Everyone was outraged. I thought it showed how severe the disconnect was with soldiers who are dying over there and middle class pundits who can”t even bear to see a puppy hurt.
I didn”t see that but I”ll tell you one thing. For every puppy some guy threw, there was a hundred Arabs doing shit way worse. I seen a guy cut off a dog’s ears just because he was bored. An adult. They have no respect for animals over there. It’s worse than Korea.
You must have been all over the world.
Yes.
What do you think of the English?
The soldiers are fucking arrogant but they can get away with it because – I hate to admit it but – they”re really well trained. I don”t like them but I can”t begrudge them the fact that they are some of the best-trained soldiers in the world.
What about the French?
Oh man. Don’t get me started on the French. My battalion, right, the same one I was in, was the same one that parachuted into France and saved their asses from the Nazis. They were heroes in France. Then we show up what, 70 years later, and they”re giving us shit.
What do you mean?
We”re in this bar in Paris, well, we walk up to this bar in Paris and we”re in uniform and the guy goes, “Are you American?” and we go, “Fuck yeah.” Then he says we can”t come in. He says we”re disgusting or some shit like that. So we go, “Oh really?” and we just walk in and kick the living shit out of every single guy in the bar.
I”m not kidding. We started on the far right, and just, one by one, beat their fucking heads in. It was like taking out the trash. We barely broke a sweat. Then we walk over to the bar across the street and we go, “Mind if we drink here?” And they go, “Yes, yes, come in. Come in.” Ha ha ha. Fucking faggots.
It was an International Incident. We got in a lot of shit for it but it felt great.
What does that mean, “A lot of shit?” You had to scrub toilets with toothbrushes or something?
Sort of. We got bawled out and they stationed us in the middle of nowhere next to a gypsy camp for two weeks.
I hate gypsies. They treat their kids like garbage.
Those fuckers are wily though. When we were there, they robbed a whole fucking BMW dealership overnight. I”m talking what, 100 cars? Loaded them on to a truck and drove them away.
You didn”t hear it. I thought 50% of you were on guard.
It was half a mile away and that’s none of my business. I don”t work for BMW.
Would you like to?
Fuck no. I”m a soldier.
