April 27, 2012
6. WHAT’s MORE POLITICALLY INCORRECT THAN KILLING RETARDS?
Liberals hate the word “retard,” but abortion-happy liberals kill retarded fetuses! Whether you are for or against aborting fetuses that are likely to have Down syndrome, can we agree you”re not allowed to wax sanctimonious about a class of people you are trying to exterminate?
7. IF YOU DON”T WANT TO GET PREGNANT, TRY BIRTH CONTROL
Working a condom is child’s play and getting prescription birth control is even easier. Let’s stop pretending it’s so hard not to get pregnant. I”ve slept with about 300 women in my lifetime”not that I”m boasting or want to call your attention to this fact, but if you want to know the truth, that estimate may even be low”but the only time I got a woman pregnant, it was intentional. Why are we still debating second-trimester abortion? She didn”t notice she missed two periods? The fact that a woman’s body makes a fresh baby house every 28 days for her entire adult life is a miracle. How did we get to a point where women don”t even notice when Aunt Flo stops visiting? Would it be OK to ban abortion entirely if there was a morning-after pill? If some moron accidentally cums in you, pop the pill and suffer through the five hours of nausea. Period. In other words, you”ll get your period.
8. MANY CHILDLESS WOMEN ARE UNHAPPY
We”re told women don”t need kids to be fulfilled. It’s become a feminist rite de passage to give your uterus the middle finger, but I”ve seen these women over time, and wow, are they miserable. Almost every woman I grew up with focused on her career and happily aborted the idea of having kids but now that they”re 40, they are dumping tens of thousands of dollars trying to turn back the clock with in-vitro fertilization. You can tell me they love their freedom but I can hear them crying to my wife on the phone.
9. FETUSES ARE FEMALE, TOO
If you really want to see a war on women, go to China. Abortion isn”t only legal there, it’s mandatory. Since families are more likely to abort a female, 2020 is going to have 30 million men wandering around wondering what happened to all the chicks. In this situation, feminists are left in the awkward position of saying a practice that wipes out their population is good for their population.
10. MANY WOMEN ARE AGAINST ABORTION
I”m not sure why it’s a given that abortion is feminist. Almost half of American women describe themselves as pro-life. Are they sexist? Most Americans are pro-life and it can”t be as simple as them not wanting women to have rights. The women who call themselves pro-lifers are not fools and they obviously see this issue as much more nuanced than the liberal babies make it out. So let’s stop all the tantrums and start calmly discussing it.
