On the “fair tax”:

Huckabee: Yes, it will end the underground economy. No more dope dealers, prostitutes, and Bad People in general. You’ve heard about the Great Society: this is the Vanilla Society….

Romney: No. Blither. Blather. Don’t I have a great hairdo?

Giuliani: Intriguing, but he’s against it. We couldn’t make the transition. No IRS? Who will administer it?

McCain: Alan Greenspan will simplify the tax code, if only we ask him.

Tancredo: He’s for the fair tax—income tax manipulates behavior. Gives too much power to the federal govt.

Brownback: He’s for a flat tax.

Ron Paul: Stephanopoulos skips him……